
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay, deer: So, a deer walks into a bar... OK, maybe walks isn't quite right. Let's try bounds, crashes, stumbles into a bar. We get an inordinate amount of deer videos here at CNN. No one's sure why, but type the word "deer" into the CNN search box and you'll see what I mean. In this video, a whitetail in Ohio says, "Forget the foraging, I need a brew," and plows through a window, shoots a stink-eye to the bartender, sidesteps a surprised customer/amateur lion tamer, bounds out a back door and chases a kitchen manager, turning the parking lot into a Midwest version of Pamplona. Now, the bar has a new kitschy special: Two beers for a buck.
Safe but stylish in a riot: How does a reporter prepare for a student riot showdown in Bogota? We'll give you a hint: It includes a skateboard helmet and flame-resistant clothes. Our Karl Penhaul not only gives us a peak at all his fancy riot gear but also takes us into the field for an inside look at how CNN captures the action - which looks downright scary at times.


The Deer is lucky it's not Deer Hunting Season until I think next week or esle he probably would be a steak right now.
So a deer walks into a bar. . .
and asks a hunter for the keys to his 4×4 ...