Unborn child has Facebook profile
"I am growing strong and waiting to get out of my mom's belly," fetus Marriah Greene says on her Facebook profile.
May 31st, 2011
10:28 PM ET

Unborn child has Facebook profile

Unborn baby Marriah Greene has a lot to say, at least according to her Facebook profile.

The child attends Tummy University, enjoys soccer and swimming and talks in first person. And her friends talk back to her– in baby-speak, naturally.

Of course, it’s really her mother, Ellie Greene of Whitehouse, Texas, updating the page, but the fetus already has more than 260 friends.

When Ellie and her husband, Matt, decided it was time to announce their pregnancy, they wanted a quick, inclusive method, and what’s faster than Facebook to spread exciting news?

“Within a day she had over 100 friends,” Ellie said, according to affiliate KLTV.

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Friends quickly responded to updates about Marriah. They give advice, make jokes and compliment her beauty in the ultrasound photos.

“We wanted to keep the page going, so she could go back and look at it,” Ellie said, giving her daughter the opportunity to see how many people adored her before she was even born.

The parents plan to continue updating the page, with her birth story coming soon. After all, “The word in the belly is there's a lot more to see.”

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soundoff (515 Responses)
  1. The Featured Fetus

    Stop looking at me you Fatbook idiots

    June 1, 2011 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
  2. Kayla

    I however think it's an adoreable idea. I'm 21 weeks pregnant and I'm keeping everyone posted by my facebook but I think the fact that being able to look back that far as to when you were a fetus, is absolutely amazing. I'm going to do it.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
    • Voice of Reason

      Go for it Kayla. All the very best to you, your precious gift and your family. God Bless.

      June 3, 2011 at 12:52 pm | Report abuse |
  3. koppa

    Texas OBGs centers marketing strategy! To parents – happy delivery and healthy baby.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  4. Angry Hillbilly

    Man, I am one dumb hillbilly. I just figure out that I can use any name I want. That's pretty cool. I'll attempt to impersonate that person I am angry at and show them. Heh, heh. I love bein' a hillbilly.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:41 am | Report abuse |
    • The Featured Fetus

      Do you run 'Shine? I'll take some with watermelon

      June 1, 2011 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      Why sho! Imona run me sum oer the county line this Sundee. Yont sum?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      Holy god damn i'm funny!

      June 1, 2011 at 12:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      Sorry I couldn't respond to any more of your responses, Sigh. Rest assured I'm back now and can continue pointing out the flaws in your ridiculous arguments.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:14 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Dr. Phil

    Wait! It's attatched to a chord of some sort. Let's see what the chord is hooked-up to and find out what it is exactly. Finally! a way to end the debate.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  6. Joe

    Making facebook pages for unborn babies has been done a thousand times before; why on earth is this one getting so much attention? Facebook shouldn't delete the page, the parent's should.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbillly

      It's getting attention because of dumb liberals like me who hate life and hate babies.

      June 1, 2011 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
    • Joe

      Right...way to stoop to the level of an internet troll. You are a gentlemen, and a scholar.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      How did you know I am a scholar!?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • meh

      are you 12 years old, or something

      June 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joe

      Just a shot in the dark...Did you go to Tummy University too?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      Are you really 'meh'?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      Alas, I knew poor Joe. And you're no Joe!

      June 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meh

      I share in your affection for hating babies – and the other guy is definitely not the real Meh

      June 1, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joe

      What the meh?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Michael

    Our little one had a facebook page literally hours after she was born (and twitter, and gmail). As soon as I could get on the hospital wireless with my laptop and set it up we had it created for her with pictures and messages from her to our family. Each week we try to update it with what she is doing from her point of view.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
  8. The Featured Fetus

    If my parents use Facebook like this, imagine what they will do when Im out of the oven....just end me now

    June 1, 2011 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
  9. DocT

    This is obviously a violation of the Terms of Agreement. Child isnt even born yet, and is under 14 years old. LoL

    June 1, 2011 at 11:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Veddy Eenterestink

      So, you believe the fetus created the page?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Meh

    Looks like a pile of goop. Thank goodness it doesnt have any consciousness

    June 1, 2011 at 11:59 am | Report abuse |
    • Angry Hillbilly

      inb4 Sigh calls you a liberal.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meh

      I'm not Angry Hillbilly. Who's leg are you trying to pull?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meh

      Odd, I feel totally at peace by not taking sides in your name calling battle. My beliefs are my own and not some "other-interests' body of people
      Yep, totally at peace. You have failed sir. I do the nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa dance on your corpse.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meh

      Have no fear. You don't have to take sides. I, your alter-ego shall do so in your stead.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Dr. Phil

    Yep. Just as I feared would be the case. The chord is attatched to a female of the human species. We've been killing humans all these years.

    June 1, 2011 at 11:59 am | Report abuse |
  12. The Featured Unborn Fetus

    Please put me in child beauty contests when Im old enough. That way some of the noodles who are my facebook 'FRIENDS' can have a shot at seeing me. I hope they all remember me when Im out of this broad's belly.

    June 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Dr. Phil

    We've traced the extension chord. It extends from a female of the human species. We've been killing humans after all. Huh. I'll be darned.

    June 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Oprah

      Huh.... Imagine that.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ricki Lake

      HAY GUIZE, REMEMBER ME?

      June 1, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • The Featured Unborn Fetus

      Lets see what happens when we pull out that extension cord.

      June 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • donna

      Umbilical cord?

      June 1, 2011 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mew

      You really need to learn how to spell.

      Not that your arguments mean anything. Parasites are attached to humans. Does that make a tape worm a human? Or a tick? Cancer cells are attached to a human, does that mean we shouldn't get rid of them? Simply using the "It's attached to a human" thing really isn't a good enough argument. Gotta go with more than that if you're going to pretend to be smart.

      June 2, 2011 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
    • Voice of Reason

      @Mew. "Tapeworms are attached to humans......why not get rid of them". Parasites suck the life out of everything that is good because they're too idle to think for themselves – they add nothing to humanity. That ring any bells with you?Maybe only your mother could explain why you're still here?

      As for being smart [ which you ain't by a long chalk ] you obviously don't know that in Canada, America ,China and India where they have a Abortion as Government Policy – they are now panicking because research has shown that in 30+ years time, there won't be enough young people to pay taxes support seniors or the Health services. When you interfere with the balance of nature – nature bites you on the butt.

      June 3, 2011 at 5:47 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Southern Drama

    Any nascar on tonight?

    June 1, 2011 at 12:21 pm | Report abuse |
  15. countryboy

    Welcome to fetusbook.com http://WWW.CDBABY.COM/ALL/NUMONE buy now

    June 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • The Featured Unborn Fetus

      Must be 16 weeks old to sign up

      June 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
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