soundoff (5 Responses)

1. banasy©
   

   Hey, JIF.
   How goes it?
   Sorry that you didn't get the job.
   I heard you were >>thisclose<<.

   March 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse | Reply
2. Bubba™
   

   Well he certainly has a lot of athletic qualifications....lol

   March 23, 2012 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse | Reply
3. bobcat2u
   

   An old man went to social security office to sign up for his benefits. He waited for a very long time before it was his turn. Once up to the window, the lady asked him for his identification. He suddenly realized he had left his ID at home.
   That's okay, said the woman. Just show me your chest, and if your hair is gray, I'll know you are old enough for social security. After every thing was done, he went home and told his wife about it. She told him, You should have pulled down your pants too. You probably would have gotten disability as well.

   March 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse | Reply
4. bobcat2u
   

   Three old men were walking down street,

   First one says, It's windy today.

   Second one say, No it's Thursday

   Third one says, Me too. Let's go get a beer.

   March 23, 2012 at 3:17 pm | Report abuse | Reply
5. banasy©
   

   bobcat2u:

   LMAO! Both of those are gems.
   Disability, indeed.
   Let's go get a beer.

   March 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm | Report abuse | Reply