U.S. President Barack Obama will nominate Dartmouth College President Jim Yong Kim to head the World Bank, according to an administration official.
How goes it?
Sorry that you didn't get the job.
I heard you were >>thisclose<<.
Well he certainly has a lot of athletic qualifications....lol
An old man went to social security office to sign up for his benefits. He waited for a very long time before it was his turn. Once up to the window, the lady asked him for his identification. He suddenly realized he had left his ID at home.
That's okay, said the woman. Just show me your chest, and if your hair is gray, I'll know you are old enough for social security. After every thing was done, he went home and told his wife about it. She told him, You should have pulled down your pants too. You probably would have gotten disability as well.
Three old men were walking down street,
First one says, It's windy today.
Second one say, No it's Thursday
Third one says, Me too. Let's go get a beer.
LMAO! Both of those are gems.
Let's go get a beer.
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