March 30th, 2012

01:57 PM ET

*“Never tell me the odds.”*

** –** **Han Solo in "The Empire Strikes Back"
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Look. We know that you're aware the odds of winning Friday night’s record-breaking $640 million Mega Millions jackpot, or any Mega Millions jackpot, are astronomical.

We also know that for the people who win it, the odds matter not one bit. Someone is going to win at least a share of the prize **–** if not Friday, then in some subsequent drawing. But since we’re covering the historic jackpot and showing people in long lines giddily talking about how many cars or yachts or Dippin' Dots they’d buy if they win, we feel compelled to remind you:

It’s not going to be you.

The odds of a ticket winning a Mega Millions jackpot is 175,711,536 to 1. As Han Solo’s talkative robotic friend would tell you, you have a much, much better chance (1 in 3,720!) of navigating an asteroid field successfully. We didn’t exactly vet that, but you *know* you’d smash your ship into the rocks. And who are we to question protocol droids fluent in more than 6 million forms of communication?

To hammer home the point, here are a few other unlikely scenarios that, we’re sorry to say, are far more likely than you taking home a jackpot.

From the Harvard School of Public Health:

**–** Chances of dying from a bee sting: 1 in 6.1 million. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

**–** Chance you will be die from being struck by lightning: 1 in 3 million. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

From the University of Maryland Medical Center:

**–** Chance of having conjoined twins: 1 in 200,000. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

From U.S. Hole in One, which insures golf prizes for holes in one:

**–** The chance of an amateur golfer making a hole in one on a par-3 hole is about 1 in 12,500. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

**–** The chance of a golfer hitting a hole in one on consecutive par-3 holes: 1 in about 156 million. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

From a 2011 State Farm study on collisions between vehicles and deer:

**–** The chance of hitting a deer with a vehicle in Hawaii, the state where State Farm says deer-vehicle collisions are least likely, is 1 in 6,267. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

From the National Weather Service:

**–** The chance of being struck by lightning over an 80-year lifetime: 1 in 10,000. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

From the Florida Museum of Natural History, based on U.S. beach injury statistics in 2000:

**–** Chance of drowning and other beach-related fatalites: 1 in 2 million. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

**–** Chance of being attacked by a shark: 1 in 11.5 million. Chance you will win the Mega Millions jackpot: 1 in 175.7 million.

What are the odds you will win? Weigh in below, or on Twitter using #whataretheodds.

TracyThis was funny.

LEVIChance of Mitt Romney being elected POTUS 1 in 200,000,000. Cance of winning the Lottery 1 in 175,000,000

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BaTmAn858Huh?

JacieTO: Dontlietome (aka kaye)Sourgraping are we?The thing about your for all we know statement is that in fact, you DON'T know.What's your beef about some beunmr being drawn sa Lotto and having that beunmr actually having been picked or bought by a lucky person?There have been many winners of millions of pesos in Lotto in years past. Does that mean that may kalalagyan na yang perang yan din sa kanila?Eh sa merong nabunot at nanalo. Ano ang gusto natin? Pag malaki na ang premyo dahil walang nanalo dati, e i-forfeit na lang kasi masyadong malaki na at baka source of corruption iyon?It has been at least 16 draws na walang winner. Usually sa isang draw, 16M ang prize.Or are you saying na wala naman talagang nananalo sa Lotto? I'm quite sure then that you'd be 100% wrong. I personally know of some who have won the grand prize and have claimed them without a problem. I have relatives who have picked 5 out of 6 beunmrs correctly and received their prizes.Why don't you go to the PCSO office in Quezon City and tell it to their face? Sabihin mong may kalalagyan na yang perang yan.FOR ALL YOU KNOW (NOT!)

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NotFromCaliIt's funny that out of the past 25 drawings 27 people have been in California the state that is in financial problems always wins the $250,000 – $1,000,000 5 + 0 or 4 + powerball. Now that number does include the 2-3 people that win in California on the same drawing dates. Matter of fact I counted that last 25 drawings so I am sure if I go back further there would be more. Either California people are very lucky right now or this is a California ballout. ijs

Luther51Despite the statistics, people DO win the lottery every week. Each individual has the same odds, unless they purchase more tickets. While the odds may be astronomical against YOU winning the lottery, tell that to last week's winner.

LouOdds of winning if you don't buy a ticket.... 1 in INFINITY... so, that makes 1 in 175.7 million seem a bit more reasonable doesn't it? :-)

davidActually, it would just be straight ZERO from a mathematic perspective

vancouverronWrong, actually. The odds of winning if you don't buy a ticket is zero. So the difference in the odds if you buy 1 ticket vs. if you buy zero tickets is 1/175,700,000 minus zero. Infinitessimally small difference.

jarasYou can bet on it............

fauxhawk70So you are saying that there is a chance?

MikeIt's a tax on people who are rotten at math!

WadeI think the lottery is horrible. With all the people suffering in this world and we give one person $640 million? It doesn't make sense. I think the lottery should draw the line to like 10 million and the rest of the money should go to help the poor and needy.

Fast Fred.....then again if you don't buy a ticket, what are the odds you won't win.

rhenryOdds of me ever reading something written by you "zero chance in hell".

DavidW0909We spend 20 bucks a month on our State Lotto and the odds are major but the odds are zero if you don't buy one. So for one year I spend $240, big deal. It's fun to play the dream.

ItsJustMath1 in 175.7 million – odds that are essentially zero for any given person. Let's just call the lottery what it really is – a tax on people who are bad at Math.

LivingHistoryI realized the odds when my son suggested that I choose the numbers 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 – 6 and pointed out that that combination has the same odds as any other combination of six numbers.