A man in August reads Your Day newspaper featuring sexy photos of spy Anna Chapman.
Russia’s Anna Chapman may be the highest-profile spy since Valerie Plame – except, of course, Plame didn’t seek out the spotlight.
Chapman, who was ousted from the United States this summer in a spy swap with her homeland, will appear in her underwear in Russia’s version of Maxim, a popular men’s magazine.
According to Russia’s state-run RIA Novosti, Chapman will appear on the magazine’s cover armed with a revolver and wearing nylon and lace. A photo on the Russian Maxim website shows her sitting on a red couch with two shooting targets in the background.
A trailer for the issue comes off like an ad for a cheesy James Bond action flick, except with more exposed breast and buttock – if you can imagine.
“Anna has done more to excite patriotism in Russians than our football team and the Bulava missile put together,” RIA Novosti quoted the magazine as saying.
Some things may be lost in translation here. The Bulava missile has suffered failure in more than half of its 13 tests, and the Russian soccer squad never even took the pitch in the World Cup after being dispatched by Slovenia in qualifying.
Details, schmeetails, right? All they really needed to say was, “Anna Chapman in lingerie.”
The magazine boasts it will be her first interview since she and nine fellow “sleeper agents” were rounded up by U.S. authorities in June. They later pleaded guilty to failing to register as foreign agents and were ferried out of the country in a prisoner exchange reminiscent of the Cold War.
Chapman has been treated as a national hero since her homecoming. In a ceremony at the Kremlin on Monday, Chapman and her compatriots received top honors from President Dmitry Medvedev.
Russian media report she is now a consultant for an investment bank and was spotted about two weeks ago at the Baikonur Cosmodrome space station in Kazakhstan working on exploration projects.
Oh, and don't forget her iPhone poker app ... seriously.
Amy Adams?
dude, i'd spill the beans in a heartbeat...
Id spill more than beans!
did you see "Spies Like Us"
Hot lillte 007 for real russian spy.
She is so hot..
Little commie w***e
id stand behind her if ya know what i mean heheheheheh
For money she will seel her soul to the DEVIL... Maybe she already did, one thing is for sure; she's no lady!
No no it wasn't for money it was for a peace prize
Damn... that's kinda hot 🙂
Ridiculously hot.
Can America trade Sarah for Anna?
Ha! Nice.
I'm not sure the Russians would be willing to trade down like that!
No need. Sarah can see Russia from her out house!
That would be nice lol
What if we threw in Christine O'Donnell as a sweetener!
Your tears in November will nourish me. 🙂
Funny thing is that she isn't that good looking. There are thousands of better looking Russian women than her that I would rather see modeling lingerie. She's just plain.
She's not bad looking. And she is an actual Russian spy as opposed to a model role playing a spy. Hot!
Pretty girl. Likely prettier than you , if you are female – or , than your significant other, if you have one.
Exactly!
I heard model Natasha Poly of Victoria Secret was a spy too... can somebody check her out?
Maybe it's just me but...there area couple of 3/4 angle shots where she has a passing resemblance to...Will Farrell. Totally kills it for me.
So what your'e saying is that you're ok with seeing her model lingerie – it's just that you'd like to see CNN have more segments with stories and pictures of other super hot russian vixen spies? Do I have that right? It's ok, you can admit it. I'd sure like to see that! Maybe they can replace one of their other useless columns they think people actually read with stuff like this. I envision humdingers all around!!!
And with a name like "Chapman," she's probably not even Russian.
@Snowdon: She was previously married to a British guy. She kept his name.
Sure tic, I Know Salt, I am friend of Salt, and she ain't Salt... but as a real spy she is not bad! Put it this way the fashion model world is ruled by Russian girls (yes not women..PC people)
Anna to Sarah Palin: "I can see your house from here!"
Anna can Levi Johnston working on... while Sara is having her Tea time
Anna can see Levi Johnston working on... while Sara is having her Tea time
Their spies get caught and return home to a hero's welcome after accomplishing nothing. So essentially the Russians are celebrating failure. No surprise there.
While our vets get dump on the streets! welcome Back Yo!
And exactly how do you know she accomplished nothing?
And women want to be taken seriously?