October 19th, 2010
12:28 PM ET

Russian spy Anna Chapman poses armed, in lingerie

A man in August reads Your Day newspaper featuring sexy photos of spy Anna Chapman.

Russia’s Anna Chapman may be the highest-profile spy since Valerie Plame – except, of course, Plame didn’t seek out the spotlight.

Chapman, who was ousted from the United States this summer in a spy swap with her homeland, will appear in her underwear in Russia’s version of Maxim, a popular men’s magazine.

According to Russia’s state-run RIA Novosti, Chapman will appear on the magazine’s cover armed with a revolver and wearing nylon and lace. A photo on the Russian Maxim website shows her sitting on a red couch with two shooting targets in the background.

A trailer for the issue comes off like an ad for a cheesy James Bond action flick, except with more exposed breast and buttock – if you can imagine.

“Anna has done more to excite patriotism in Russians than our football team and the Bulava missile put together,” RIA Novosti quoted the magazine as saying.

Some things may be lost in translation here. The Bulava missile has suffered failure in more than half of its 13 tests, and the Russian soccer squad never even took the pitch in the World Cup after being dispatched by Slovenia in qualifying.

Details, schmeetails, right? All they really needed to say was, “Anna Chapman in lingerie.”

The magazine boasts it will be her first interview since she and nine fellow “sleeper agents” were rounded up by U.S.  authorities in June. They later pleaded guilty to failing to register as foreign agents and were ferried out of the country in a prisoner exchange reminiscent of the Cold War.

Chapman has been treated as a national hero since her homecoming. In a ceremony at the Kremlin on Monday, Chapman and her compatriots received top honors from President Dmitry Medvedev.

Russian media report she is now a consultant for an investment bank and was spotted about two weeks ago at the Baikonur Cosmodrome space station in Kazakhstan working on exploration projects.

Oh, and don't forget her iPhone poker app ... seriously.

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  1. Anson

    I already want a copy lol

    October 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Interrogatemeplease

    Ok, I admit it.....she would get every secret I knew. Remind me, why did we let her go?

    October 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
  3. talon10

    Russia has it's spies in the US and other countries, we have our spies in Russia and other countries. Even our supposed ally, Israel, has spies here. It's the way the world works. Get over it.

    October 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Cliff

      Yes, but u should understand that is OK for us to always do it. We should not allow any other country to do anything we don't want... AMEN! Rednecks Like Us!

      October 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm | Report abuse |
  4. oc4rubys

    Spies Like Us.... Old.. but exactly. Was that a Diet Pepsi ??

    October 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Boris Badenov

    Some big deal 'sleeper' agent Anna turned out to be. Probably only piece of information she was able to get was Eliot Spitzer's credit card number.

    October 19, 2010 at 3:34 pm | Report abuse |
  6. dfgdfgdfg

    sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    October 19, 2010 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Truth

    Russian chicks in general are much hotter than american chicks...european woman in general are, look at all the victorias secret girls, theres like one american in the bunch and she's ok nothing special

    October 19, 2010 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  8. DGH

    she is lucky they did not kill her, O' their is steal time.....dangerous game she plays, hope she has life and health insurance.

    October 19, 2010 at 3:53 pm | Report abuse |
  9. sf13

    The comments just run rampant on this stuff, don't they?

    October 19, 2010 at 3:54 pm | Report abuse |
  10. NoobosaurusRex

    Meh, I've been with hotter.

    October 19, 2010 at 3:58 pm | Report abuse |
  11. TDiddy

    I hope to marry a Russian woman like this some day. I will then proceed to feed her a lot of cheese steaks until she gets a really fat ass, just like an American woman.

    My name is Barak Obama, and I approve this message.

    October 19, 2010 at 4:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Cliff

      Don't worry at the rate we export McDonald's and BK around the world, even ethiopian women will look like that one day! WMD

      October 19, 2010 at 6:22 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Michael Vick

    We had her. Why in the world did we send her back? That was a dumb move by the White House.

    October 19, 2010 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Ronald Raygun

    I think she swallowed some of my babies once.....

    October 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Vladivostok

    I don't find her physical appearance that much "hot". But the fact that she is armed and involved in espionage, that's what makes her hot 😛

    October 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Guest

    She's my russian hero. i'd bathe her with my tongue.

    October 19, 2010 at 5:04 pm | Report abuse |
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