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Russian spy Anna Chapman poses armed, in lingerie
A man in August reads Your Day newspaper featuring sexy photos of spy Anna Chapman.
Russia’s Anna Chapman may be the highest-profile spy since Valerie Plame – except, of course, Plame didn’t seek out the spotlight.
Chapman, who was ousted from the United States this summer in a spy swap with her homeland, will appear in her underwear in Russia’s version of Maxim, a popular men’s magazine.
According to Russia’s state-run RIA Novosti, Chapman will appear on the magazine’s cover armed with a revolver and wearing nylon and lace. A photo on the Russian Maxim website shows her sitting on a red couch with two shooting targets in the background.
A trailer for the issue comes off like an ad for a cheesy James Bond action flick, except with more exposed breast and buttock – if you can imagine.
“Anna has done more to excite patriotism in Russians than our football team and the Bulava missile put together,” RIA Novosti quoted the magazine as saying.
Some things may be lost in translation here. The Bulava missile has suffered failure in more than half of its 13 tests, and the Russian soccer squad never even took the pitch in the World Cup after being dispatched by Slovenia in qualifying.
Details, schmeetails, right? All they really needed to say was, “Anna Chapman in lingerie.”
The magazine boasts it will be her first interview since she and nine fellow “sleeper agents” were rounded up by U.S. authorities in June. They later pleaded guilty to failing to register as foreign agents and were ferried out of the country in a prisoner exchange reminiscent of the Cold War.
Chapman has been treated as a national hero since her homecoming. In a ceremony at the Kremlin on Monday, Chapman and her compatriots received top honors from President Dmitry Medvedev.
Russian media report she is now a consultant for an investment bank and was spotted about two weeks ago at the Baikonur Cosmodrome space station in Kazakhstan working on exploration projects.
Oh, and don't forget her iPhone poker app ... seriously.
Anna, you're in great danger. Come with me, so I may bury my face in your loins.
now that you have our secrets, lets see some tai,l you kremlin ho!
anyone who costs american lives should be beheaded and fed to the pigs.
I agree! You should go back to IRAN... where you will be among your kind!
I'd swap ammo with her any day!
CARE FOR A SHAG BABY??? OH YEAAAAAA!!
Not gonna lie, if she came to assassinate me I'd let her have her way. 😛
behead, dismember, burn.
KFC
WANT TO PLAY WITH ME WEDDING TACKLE?
DO I MAKE YOU H0RNY? DO I MAKE YOU R@NDY BABY?? OH YEAAAAAA
admit it, you all filthy animals!
i heard you all filthy animals, is that true?
Due to the unfreezing process i'm having some trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!!!!!!
These "spies" are national heroes and given top honors? They didn't do squat apparently, other than have themselves a good time.
Chapman, Maria Sharapova, Anna Kournikova and a couple of those Dancing With The Stars dancers make a mockery of that old joke.
Q. What do they give as prizes to Russian Beauty Contest winners?
A. SHOVELS!
You People are missing the bigger issue here. you idiots think with your ignorance. the point is we are being undone. and they mock us. your freedoms did not come free you idiots!
Kelly, Ground Hog Day! Grand pa' we will tell you when it's time to come back out of the hole again...