Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, typically marks the start of the annual holiday gift-buying marathon.
Eager to jumpstart Black Friday sales, more large national retailers broke their norm by opening on Thanksgiving Day.
To all my fans: Please buy my new CD, so I can eat. I'm poor. If I sell like 5 I'm good.
Making citizens work on a holiday Americans made up is what makes this country great.
A land who's streets are paved with gold. And a shining city on the hill with Ivory Towers and the audacity of hope.
Hope you enjoyed your $7.75 an hour working on a holiday.
Actually Rocketship I made it up. It's my way of exploiting the poor.
I'm working, but it's ok. I get most holidays off, so I'm not complaining.
Oh sorry, then nevermind.
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