Convicted urine collector in trouble again
December 24th, 2010
11:11 AM ET

Convicted urine collector in trouble again

An Ohio man whose fetish-driven actions led Ohio to pass a law banning the collection of bodily fluids may be headed back to jail.

Alan David Patton, 59, is awaiting trial for allegedly installing urine-collection devices in a Lewis Center, Ohio, fast-food restaurant, The Columbus Dispatch reported.

He was convicted in 2009 of charges related to collecting other people's urine in his hometown of Dublin, Ohio, according to the newspaper.

The registered sex offender is accused of violating his bond conditions for the more recent case, the Dispatch reported. He faces as long as eight months in jail and $1,500 in fines if convicted, it said.

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  1. Matt

    This investigation was supposed to stay secret... But something leaked out

    December 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Rusty


      December 24, 2010 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Elijah

    Phyciatric evaluation, medication, and isolation from the people he would potentially hurt.

    December 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ruby

      Hurt how? Are people so fearful of someone stealing their discharge that they will suffer nervous disorders if it should happen (and they find out about it)?

      December 25, 2010 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  3. Kenny Detroit

    Hey yo, Francis...what would we call a "loo" in America?

    December 24, 2010 at 3:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • kates

      it means toilet.

      December 24, 2010 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Pablo

    Don't some far easter religions annually drink their urine?

    December 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • sitoel


      December 26, 2010 at 11:31 am | Report abuse |
  5. Kenny Detroit

    By the by, I wanna smoke a spliff with "tinkle toes." Aaah I DO know what THAT means.

    December 24, 2010 at 3:55 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Rake

    I once read about someone with a feces fetish (coprophilia), who did a similar thing.

    Just about anything you can think of, someone's got a paraphilia for it.

    December 24, 2010 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
  7. MJY

    Even your pee pee isn't safe. What is the world coming too.

    December 24, 2010 at 4:17 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Dan

    He can have mine. I'm done with it.

    December 24, 2010 at 4:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lisade


      December 25, 2010 at 1:50 am | Report abuse |
    • Rachel

      ROFLMAOOOOO! Now THAT was a good one!

      December 25, 2010 at 7:13 am | Report abuse |
    • Ruby

      Ho Dan, too funny!

      December 25, 2010 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
  9. Krissy

    Dang we got some sick puppies out there.We keep cutting back on mental health services and waste money locking them up over and over again.

    December 24, 2010 at 4:31 pm | Report abuse |
  10. arale norimaki

    what this guy does with the urine?

    December 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Jamie

    Wow... This man has to be psychologically unstable to collect urine. I dont believe that he deserves jailtime for it though. The man just needs help and maybe medication for his hoarding issue.

    December 24, 2010 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Pkm

    Make him drink all of the pee in the bath room a burger king whooper would go good with pee

    December 24, 2010 at 6:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Evan

      My thoughts exactly. Perhaps my motives for avoiding Burger King like the plague - not wanting to pollute my body with what I consider unhealthy waste - are really masking my real reason for not eating at the junk food outlet. Perhaps I don't relish the thought (sorry for the gross-out) of pairing urine with my burger. (I know, they pair wine and cheese but this is different.)

      December 24, 2010 at 6:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hiearchy

      Normally I'm not a grammar Nazi, but come on. Just reading that made me loose a few brain cells.

      December 26, 2010 at 11:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mind the spelling

      Normally I'm not a spelling Nazi, but come on. Just reading your reply made me "loose" a few brain cells.

      December 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Evan

    Thanks for leaking the investigation if you'll pardon the pun. I'm surprised this sick man is even alive after downing so many gallons of publicly collected urine over all these years! I wonder why he doesn't run a catheter from his genitals down his throat to "recyle" his urine, if you will; you might say he would be going "green" in an era of waste-cutting (again, pardon the pun)?

    December 24, 2010 at 6:37 pm | Report abuse |
  14. tomcat

    This all DEPENDS on the state YOURIN. The judge I.P. FREELY will PAMPER him. What a VOID this will STREAMinto his life. He AIMS to SPLATTER this all over. The forcast is for GOLDEN SHOWERS but the TINKLING of bells will prevail through the YELLOW SNOW.

    December 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • Snowdinminnesota

      LOL..thats it, thread over. Tomcat wins. +2 internets to you, good sir.

      December 24, 2010 at 9:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • billinsandiego

      I dunno, I guess it DEPENDS.
      Get what I mean, get what I mean, wink-wink, he's a goer, he is, get what I mean, huh mate...

      December 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse |
  15. tomcat

    Sorry I couldnt HOLD IT back.

    December 24, 2010 at 7:18 pm | Report abuse |
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