Convicted urine collector in trouble again
December 24th, 2010
11:11 AM ET

Convicted urine collector in trouble again

An Ohio man whose fetish-driven actions led Ohio to pass a law banning the collection of bodily fluids may be headed back to jail.

Alan David Patton, 59, is awaiting trial for allegedly installing urine-collection devices in a Lewis Center, Ohio, fast-food restaurant, The Columbus Dispatch reported.

He was convicted in 2009 of charges related to collecting other people's urine in his hometown of Dublin, Ohio, according to the newspaper.

The registered sex offender is accused of violating his bond conditions for the more recent case, the Dispatch reported. He faces as long as eight months in jail and $1,500 in fines if convicted, it said.

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  1. biggerthanyou

    @tomcat, LOL the best comment on here.

    December 24, 2010 at 7:35 pm | Report abuse |
  2. tomcat

    Well Colon tis the season. Are you related to Conni?

    December 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Taffygirl

    Dude, urine a lot of trouble.

    December 24, 2010 at 8:10 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Frank

    wait a's illegal to collect other peoples refuse? they technically threw it out, therefore it's not wanted.

    December 24, 2010 at 8:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lisade

      Good thinking Frank. Maybe his lawyer can get the pee thrown out.

      December 25, 2010 at 1:52 am | Report abuse |
  5. banasy

    tomcat, stop! You're killing me! LMAO!

    December 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm | Report abuse |
  6. tomcat

    @ banasy Merry Christmas

    December 24, 2010 at 9:08 pm | Report abuse |
  7. imbige

    people are nasty we need to go back to the time when nobody had access to everybody elses buisness cause this one i could do with out

    December 24, 2010 at 9:48 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Mmmmm

    Wouldn't it be much simpler and safer to just buy yellow dye along with a bottle of ammonia and some water you can make artificial urine. I believe its marketed as Mr. Clean.

    December 24, 2010 at 10:34 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Bill

    That smile is just downright creepy.

    December 24, 2010 at 10:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mmmmm

      Agree, a reallyice pee-tri dish.

      December 24, 2010 at 10:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lisade

      My immediate reaction exactly. Creeeeepy.

      December 25, 2010 at 1:52 am | Report abuse |
  10. tomcat

    When people are laughing, theyre generaly not killing each other...Alan Alda

    December 24, 2010 at 11:20 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Dave

    The punishment should fit the crime. Let him pick up 'trucker bombs' from the roadside.

    December 24, 2010 at 11:25 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Jeff Bunting

    I really don't see the big deal here... How is this hurting anyone again? Very confused here...

    December 25, 2010 at 12:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Lisade

      It was probably part of his probation or early release to leave the pee of others alone, and although that probably wasn't a smart deal for him, perhaps he accepted that condition because he wanted out of jail so he could collect more pee. I think he is in a wee bit of trouble for wizzing off the judge that turned him loose to begin with.

      December 25, 2010 at 1:56 am | Report abuse |
  13. Ho ho ho

    Urine a wee bit of trouble, dude.

    December 25, 2010 at 1:02 am | Report abuse |
  14. emily stuart

    ok I have to ask, what is a "trucker bomb"? this guy cant be fixed. just lock him up, forever!

    December 25, 2010 at 1:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Tiny

      A trucker bomb is when truck drivers need to wiz on the road so they use a bottle and when its full they toss it out the window

      December 26, 2010 at 5:58 am | Report abuse |
  15. Evan

    Next CNN will report that the "urine bandit" is stealing medical waste (bed pan affluent from nursing homes for example) and emptying city park septic tanks to feed his nasty little habit.

    December 25, 2010 at 1:20 am | Report abuse |
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