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December 24th, 2010
11:11 AM ET
Convicted urine collector in trouble again
An Ohio man whose fetish-driven actions led Ohio to pass a law banning the collection of bodily fluids may be headed back to jail.
Alan David Patton, 59, is awaiting trial for allegedly installing urine-collection devices in a Lewis Center, Ohio, fast-food restaurant, The Columbus Dispatch reported.
He was convicted in 2009 of charges related to collecting other people's urine in his hometown of Dublin, Ohio, according to the newspaper.
The registered sex offender is accused of violating his bond conditions for the more recent case, the Dispatch reported. He faces as long as eight months in jail and $1,500 in fines if convicted, it said.
Instead of wasting our tax money on jail or therapy lets buy him an escort and a golden shower daily its cheaper and will make him happy and with consent. or we could supply him with urine like jude law does in gattica for ethan hawke
Mens,womens, or both?
Hey, are we forgetting that it is politically correct to recycle?. He is just ahead of his time.
Mark my words, this time next year, you'll be collecting your own urine too.
The air that this psycho breaths is wasted. The simple solution is put a bullet in his head and save the taxpayers the waste of spending money to "help" this person. Help may or may not work. Death will definitely work. Simple.
all i gotta say is this dude needs to be locked up with the crazies and never let out...there is no help for sickos like that so lock him up and throw away the key
Let me guess, Jen: You're a Christian!
"Trucker bomb" is what trucker's tosses out a bottle or milk container full of urine along side the highways so they don't have to make as much pullover to the rest area's.. It is concidered Illegal in most all states.
I have to work on Christmas morning and it is really slow....I just want to thank everyone for thier entertaining comments!
I used to work with schizophrenics, so I am used to such extreme behavior. What I wonder is, where/how did he get other peoples urine? Did he stand outside a public restroom with an armload of jars asking for samples as people walked in? Did he sneak little buckets into the urinals? (Cmon, guys, if you saw a little bucket in a urinal, you KNOW you'd pee in it). Is he going for thrr worlds largest urine collection? Who knows....
What's he do, drink it?
Poor David Alan, he just might get 8 months time in the toilet. And for what, for pee?
It's an ancient Jewish ritual.
Probably using it to power his car in some way. Mark my words we'll all be doing it this time next year when Obama lets gas go to 4 a gallon.
Who's he hurting? If he wants pee, let him have it. Why is it anybody's business. Sounds like a harmless freak to me.
he needs something different than milk for his cereal
Nah, warm pee makes the corn flakes soggy...
@Taffygirl: Still makes me lol since yesterday. So cleaver, just love it!