Convicted urine collector in trouble again
December 24th, 2010
11:11 AM ET

Convicted urine collector in trouble again

An Ohio man whose fetish-driven actions led Ohio to pass a law banning the collection of bodily fluids may be headed back to jail.

Alan David Patton, 59, is awaiting trial for allegedly installing urine-collection devices in a Lewis Center, Ohio, fast-food restaurant, The Columbus Dispatch reported.

He was convicted in 2009 of charges related to collecting other people's urine in his hometown of Dublin, Ohio, according to the newspaper.

The registered sex offender is accused of violating his bond conditions for the more recent case, the Dispatch reported. He faces as long as eight months in jail and $1,500 in fines if convicted, it said.

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  1. Jack Howitzer


    December 25, 2010 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
  2. gino

    Ho Ho Ho: sounds like u are blowing this off like it isn't a big deal. Would u feel comfortable if one of your young ones used a public restroom and he was lurking about (with Jars in his hand and whatever sick thoughts are monopolizing his brain). This dude should be beaten to death and the world should be spared his twisted existence.
    He's a pee collector today – child, or animal molester tomorrow. Resources are nothing nut wasted on this fruit.

    December 25, 2010 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  3. gino

    John: I'm not a Christian and public execution, for entertainment, has my vote! Let's weed the psychos out and spare the world of future crimes where someone actually does get hurt. This guy has a pee fetish today – no telling what this sick weirdo will be thinking in the future, but his current obsession should be used as a sign of how twisted this fruit can be.

    December 25, 2010 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
  4. gino

    DMA – it is because a lot of people have been brainwashed by religion since they were young and everything that happens in the world is then reconciled in such fashion. Religion is accepted bondage.

    December 25, 2010 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  5. Jim8

    What, exactly, is "Installing a urine collection device."? Do they sell them on the net or do you have to both make it AND install it?

    I remember a story a few years ago where some guy had a thing with kid's pee. He put cups in the urinal of the local Chuck Cheeses knowing the kids would fill the cups. Of course, this is what he likely did.

    December 25, 2010 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Pat

    He is ill and should get help not locked in a prison . . . . If he can't be cured then give him a job cleaning up public loos this should keep him happy smelling or drinking pee and is not a danger to anyone. . . . I wWas not aware pee collection was against the law . . . Actually I niw feel guilty peeing on the floor when I am charged to take a leak..

    December 25, 2010 at 12:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • momo

      yes pat, that would be a dream job.,..if you LOVE what you do it is hardly work at all...

      December 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  7. RunAmok

    Urine therapy (also known as Auto therapy) is quite popular among some groups/cultures. That makes me wonder why some people feel like this guy needs to be "cured" of something that many people regard as a holistic treatment. It's not my cup of tea, but I don't see the need to begrudge somebody else for this.

    December 25, 2010 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • Maurice

      May not be your cup of tea, but it sure is his cup of pea.

      December 25, 2010 at 7:27 pm | Report abuse |
  8. momo

    Is there a reason that Ohio has laws against collecting bodily fluids? I am missing something, if dude wants to collect bugs or hockey cards it's okay, but if he wants to collect a nice warm cup o pee he is jailed? Really? Who is he hurting? Is it the act of collecting the pee or the fact that he is setting up pee collecting devices all over town? The fact that there is a law against such a harmless act has driven this guy underground to get his rocks off. By the way, I find people that get off on feet far more offensive than a dude that collects pee.

    December 25, 2010 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  9. momo

    I am going to start a grassroots movement for this guy. While he is in prison I am going to fill a Snapple bottle with my piddle every day and when I fill a fedex box I will have it delivered to the prison for him...kind of like smuggling the key of his cell in a cake...who's with me? private message me for my address if you wish to donate. PS I am not a collector, just a concerned citizen 🙂

    December 25, 2010 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • billinsandiego

      Not exactly like a key in a cake, more like smauggling a cake in a key for ths guy.

      December 26, 2010 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
  10. d-bo419

    I had to scroll way back to read the post from RENE1969. Seems that she may be have an issue with testicals. She is either; a friend of Gloria Allred; a really FUN date; a 41 year old virgin; a really bitter divorcee or all the above. I had my dog's cut-off and the ONLY thing he stopped doing was licking them. Just sayin...

    December 25, 2010 at 2:37 pm | Report abuse |
  11. LineGrant

    Hooray 2 all my bros. n sis. We do know what this man needs, prayer n deliverance. Why everytime somebody does something wrong or inapropriate we quick 2 judge or point a finger.Better be careful w/that, if GOD decide 2 reveal all our dirt who can stand? No one, there is none righteous but JESUS CHRIST, but thanks be 2 GOD 4 HIS MERCY n HIS LOVE that some of us r CHRISTIANs excepted HIM in our hearts n have a relationship w/HIM. 4 u that said "religious" we r christians, CHRIST like not religious, we have compassion 4 others n 4 u 2. We were blinded 2 but GOD shone HIS light in our hearts, but don't worry we r stil praying 4 the lost, GOD knows your name, HE sees everything u do n knows your every thought, HE's knocking @ the door of your heart. 4 u that blamed GOD 4 why it happened 2 tis man. GOD give u a freewill, do right or wrong, HE will not interfere w/the choice we make until we except HIM as LORD n SAVIOR. GOD BLESS U ALL, WE R ALL HIS CREATIONS BUT HE KNOWS WHO R HIS.....PEACE 2 U ALL.

    December 25, 2010 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Trollysses

    Urine big trouble buddy!

    December 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm | Report abuse |
  13. YouPeopleAreAmazing

    I see nowhere in this story that this man did anything violent to anyone, so you freaks that want to castrate him REALLY need to look at your own kinks first

    December 25, 2010 at 5:24 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Ted

    Does he have a cellar where he stores it? "Now this is a vintage 2002 from a truck stop outside of Toledo."

    December 25, 2010 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
  15. mimi

    Gino, maybe you should be executed tomorrow since you're an idiot & you MAY procreate & spread your diseased mind!

    December 25, 2010 at 7:44 pm | Report abuse |
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