A United Airlines flight was diverted to Toronto late Monday after the plane's communication system began to malfunction, an airline official said.
Flight 940 never lost contact with air traffic control, according to United spokesman Rahsaan Johnson. The extent of the problem with the communication system wasn't immediately clear, but was bad enough the captain asked to divert, he said.
Eventually even you will run out of crack.
They say every time you gain a bit of wisdom, your ass gets a new wrinkle. Think about it. And don't ask.
They also say every time jimmy fallon laughs at his own jokes a kitten dies. think about it. don't ask, don't tell.
what they don't tell you is that conan o'brian is the one who kills the kitten. here comes my discharge. no pun intended.
Toronto sucks. Too bad they weren't diverted to Montreal instead. It's a much better city!
And when I sat down to watch, I forgot and sat on my hand. My thumb was in there!
but srsly, my hand is stuck and I've been typing with one hand for the past eight hours. but i'm used to doing that anyway..
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I'm playing "hot potato" right now...anyone want the details? hee hee!
I do, I do!
Wow what a bunch of crazy mofos (we are !) love it
Only in america LoL
Amurrka!
yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!
Love the turd ball stories btw
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