Sega Toylet: Become a video game whiz - at the urinal
Video games mounted above urinals, seen on Sega's Japanese site, are being tested in Japan this month.
January 18th, 2011
12:50 PM ET

Sega Toylet: Become a video game whiz - at the urinal

Sega’s latest video game is in the toilet, but that doesn’t mean it will tank.

The Japanese company is testing Toylets – video games for urinals – at four locations in Tokyo, according to news reports, including one from Japan’s Akihabara News.

Wanna play? It’s probably best to fill up on beverages first, because the best scores come from the strongest streams. A pressure plate in the urinal measures what you’ve got.

Then choose one of four games on video screens mounted above the urinals.

There’s the “Graffiti Eraser”: The stronger the stream, the more cyberwalls you can clean up.

Or try “Milk From Nose.” This is a multiplayer game. Your stream is measured against those of previous users and translated into milk blown from a character’s nose. The strongest nose-blowers pushes the opponent out of a ring, and we have a winner. Your opponent need not be present to play.

Another game equates stream strength with a gust of wind blowing the dress off a girl.

It’s not all fun and games. You get to watch advertising while you go, er, compete.

Wired UK reports that the testing phase will last through the end of the month. Drink up!

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  1. steeve-o

    Yeah can you make a sit down version for dropping dueces, something like WW2 Hiroshima style?

    January 18, 2011 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Corn in my

    agreed I've always wanted my home to smell like those hockey sized blue discs....

    January 18, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  3. On golden pond

    I just like the sound urinals make when you flush them

    January 18, 2011 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Yeah, Right....

    I hope this becomes a spectator sport...

    January 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Paul http://www.youtube.com/ny007ny

    I think this gaming system will make a huge splash!!
    hehe

    January 18, 2011 at 3:58 pm | Report abuse |
  6. canuck

    speaking on behalf of all women: EWWWWWW!!!

    January 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Golden Gal

    speak for your self I enjoy being peed on.

    January 18, 2011 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Serge

    "Stronger streams means more spashback"......
    ummm someone needs to learn to aim and not spray right in front of them 😉

    January 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Ms.Wise

    George from Seinfeld would love this 🙂

    January 18, 2011 at 4:32 pm | Report abuse |
  10. kilmoturtles

    That sucks! I have no pee power. I used to listen to other streams and was so impressed. There are things I am good at, but urinating power is definitely not one of them. I have small balls, does anybody else think that has something to do with it?
    You should check out my other load,though

    January 18, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Moose

    The toilet version will be similar to Battleship.

    January 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Social Butterfly

    a) I envisage a huge increase in the number of hernias suffered by the male population.
    b) I sincerely hope they don't develop a hand-held version.

    January 18, 2011 at 5:00 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Urinus Maximus

    I'll take top honors here! Imagine the gay bars with this out in public! LOL

    January 18, 2011 at 5:22 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Little Wee Nerd

    Very soon, Nerds are going to smell even worse than they do now, since moving your stream around is a recipe for disaster.

    A Wee Little Nerd will become Al Lttle Wee Nerd

    January 18, 2011 at 5:36 pm | Report abuse |
  15. bobby

    Will all these games be connected on the via the I Pee Network

    January 18, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Report abuse |
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