Knuckle sandwich artist - Yesterday we received a video of a police chase in Illinois that ended when a stolen taxi clipped a school bus. Today, we learn the back story of that chase. Apparently, it was the result of a robbery gone wrong, foiled by a brave Subway restaurant employee whose specialty is crafting a sandwich of the knuckle variety.
Peg-leg pup - After a Husky named Polo was hit by a car, a Tennessee family learned that a new affordable prosthetic procedure might keep their now three-legged pooch hopping and happy. WSMV reports from Nashville.
Bachmann's stare to nowhere - Conan has a little fun with the speech everyone's talking about. Rep. Michele Bachmann gave the Tea Party rebuttal to President Obama's State of the Union speech Tuesday, but delivered the entire speech looking slightly off camera, leaving Conan confused and resulting in this hilarious parody.
About time some positive news hits here, though while I guess knuckle sandwiches ended up being the better way to go, I couldn't imagine being in his situation and not going for the nearby knives first. They spend all day cutting sandwiches in half, so with what could've been a potential life on the line, I'm shocked a blade didn't come into play. But it all ended for the best and that's whats important.
So the Subway employee got the culprit with a CLUB sandwich?
The bytch looked like the mortician was high!
She looked dead around the eyes,it matched her ideas!
I mean is she goth or is that the Minnesota look??
Oh?
So starts the CNN and Media campaign to tear Bachmann down. Make fun of anything you can, just like you did to Bush. However, to be fair, simply applaud Obama and his "programs". No jokes allowed. CNN is truly center, unbiased.
I think its nice that in a time like this with all going on a person can feel so much for their pet and his comfort,I would like to think I would do the same had my dog (merlin)gotten hurt in such a way
@Ramble sorry but bush if we didnt laugh we'd cry he sucked flat out and he tore himself down being a moronic screwup. Bachman obviously out of the same group of idiots as palin and reid. If you dont want to hear everyone mocking these azzholes dont click and read because they will be made fun of because they deserve it.
Reid is not made fun of. CNN wants you to believe, and you do, that Obama is center. Beck is far, far right. And there is no far left.
Sure there's a far far left,
How come their bullhorns are not as loud as the far right??
Either way they both suck like a vacuum cleaner!!
And who is far left? Quick. Who??? Ah...no one there.
Conan is usually not funny. But that was funny. Conan should thank Bachmann and her crew. They put the teleprompter too high and on the side. Makes for a good laugh.
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