Muslim Brotherhood speaks - After more than two weeks, protests to oust Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak are still going strong. At the same time, a controversial Islamist umbrella group in the country is saying that it wants to promote democracy and will not offer a presidential candidate. The Muslim Brotherhood said through its media office in Cairo that it wants to "participate, not dominate." The group has attracted much attention because some have expressed fear that it would hijack Egypt's pro-democracy movement. Influential political figures across the world have raised concerns over the group. Others have argued that the Brotherhood should have a seat at the table and be recognized as a legitimate party. What is the Muslim Brotherhood? Why did the protests begin?
Phasing out Fannie and Freddie - The Obama administration says it will explain later this week how it plans to phase out housing financing giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. The publicly traded companies represent major liability for taxpayers who are on the hook for billions of dollars in federal aid Fannie and Freddie received. But getting rid of them could raise borrowing costs for homeowners and further weaken an already fragile housing market.
Lohan charges coming? Prosecutors are expected to formally charge actress Lindsay Lohan with felony grand theft related to a necklace allegedly taken from a California jewelry store in January. The charge comes five weeks after Lohan was released from court-ordered drug rehabilitation and less than three weeks before a judge said he might free her from supervised probation from a 2007 drunken driving conviction.
More snow - Another huge snow storm is slamming Oklahoma and working its way into the Deep South. It snowed in Dallas on Wednesday morning. That city is predicted to get at least 4 inches.
Cesar pls remember that to be able to fuk your Grandmother requires a lot of work ( dig her out, wipe her azz, fuk her and burry her again ) that is why the payment has to be on time, we had complaints because some dead whors wanted more dik than what their beloved were paying, you will receive a receipt from our offshore office " Dead Fukers Ltd."
Thank you Dead Fukers my mom want to reserve a special grave for her ( she wants one with a view ) pls tell me what do you have available thanks and please keep on fukkin my Grandma
Dear Mr. Cesar;
We can inform you that we have a special "summer dead fuk " package.
It includes Ocean View, twice a week fuk, and one blow per night, pls inform if your mother is interested, Regards Mr. Dead Dik
We inform our customers that we won't be fukin your relatives during the holidays,
We are glad to inform you that we will be celebrating "Devils Week"
It includes a tour of Hell and the Devil will fuk your beloved for free.
Pls fill out application at Mr. Cesars residence (his grandmother is the Devils lover) Pls only one per family (the Devil won't fuk two persons with the same last name) thank you
Dear Mr. Cesar; The Devil just called and he's very mad with your grandma, he wants her out of Hell ( she's been running naked in hell asking anyone to fuk her) you know how the Devil runs Hell, he does not like hors running around his place, pls tell your stupid grandmother that she is ruining our business. If she does not behave we will shove a pole up her azz. Regards Mr. Dead Dik
Dear Mr. Cesar; We just learned that your grandmother changed her last name to fool the Devil so he can fuk her twice but the Devil is not stupid he knew right away that your grandma wanted to fuk two times so he sent one of his dragons to fuk her, we remind our customers that the Devil is not stupid he knows all of your relatives azzez do not try to outsmart the Devil.
"Ghost Night"
Dear Customers; We are happy to anounce that next week is "Ghost Night"
Pls make reservations for this special ocassion where you can witness your beloved ones ghost sukin dik its once a year only pls ask Mr. Cesar for any information regarding the sukin ghosts. Thank you
Dear customers; Pls note that we are not responsible for any pregnancies during "Devils Week" last year the Devil got angry because some clients got pregnant during his "fukin festival" we had to perform 30 abortions and had to kill 11 Devil babies, pls remember that the Devil doesn't want family on earth. Pls advice your relatives to use contraceptives during their encounter with the Devil