Sausage thief caught in birthday suit – Next time you go rummaging through someone else's kitchen for a snack, you might want to put on some shorts. This security video became the talk of the town in a Florida retirement community when some sausage, intended for a community breakfast, went missing.
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Two for one special – Being an only child doesn't exactly have the same perks when you are a cheetah cub. Apparently, mom won't provide enough milk when she only has one cub, putting that cub at risk. This is why zoologists at the Smithsonian are persuading a mother cheetah to foster a second cub. And it's working.
[cnn-video url="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/02/18/natpkg.cheetah.cubs.cnn"%5DSmile for the camera – Perhaps there should be an all points bulletin sent out to criminals just to remind them of the existence of security cameras. Texas police recently released this video from 2008 showing someone throwing a Molotov cocktail at the governor's mansion.
[cnn-video url="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/02/18/exp.am.tx.gov.mansion.fire.cnn"%5DConan redux – If you missed Conan last night, we've got it boiled down in your afternoon redux.
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Uh...why is Trump even being brought up on this thread? Did I miss something? What's he going to do, bring the country out of bankruptcy, plunge it back in, bring it back out, shout out to the House and Senate, "you're fired?" Pass a law saying toupees are the new baseball caps? Make everyone's eyebrows look like his so we all look like mad scientists? Re-decorate the White House look like one of his tacky casinos, and rename it the "Trump House"? The only thing that's well-oiled is his hair. Not to mention that our credibility as a nation is shaky at best...put this guy in charge, and we..all...fall..down!
Other than that, I got nothing, except the snausage comments are pretty hilarious!
Unless I'm missing something, pollitical views have no place in a discussion about a naked sausage thief.
Uh...yeah. Which is why I brought it up in the first place.
he didnt need the suasage.. he had his own...
...And he was double-jointed!
one time i double jointed.. then i dyed my hair and tounge green andd thought i was the incredible hulk.. then my friend showed me that he was soccer champion of the world by kicking my cars tires..
again boooo.
Thank you. Thank you very much.