Gotta Watch: Burger brawls, dumb robber; monkey waiters
What started as a small fast food order turns into a full out fight.
March 10th, 2011
11:04 AM ET

Gotta Watch: Burger brawls, dumb robber; monkey waiters

Burger brawl – Imagine how much money we'd save on paying for law enforcement if there weren't so many silly crimes? But then we wouldn't have video like this to show you. Here, a disgruntled customer at Burger King lunges at an employee over a sandwich costing $1.06.

The robber who couldn't get it right – The one thing you think a would-be robber would know is to hide his identity. But one suspected thief just couldn't get his mask on his face. Could it be that the 9 MM gun in his hand hindered his attempts?

Cute fix – Here we take you back a few years for your daily dose of cuteness. Here, we have monkeys waiting tables in Utsunomia, Japan. Sadly, the "monkey waiter" trend never caught on.

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  1. abby1

    The fighting fool at the Burger King needs to lay off the fast food. She needs to stay home and cook her own food. Also, she needs anger management classes...and common sense.

    March 10, 2011 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |
    • Jack

      I think it's wonderful that the Burger King customer has elected to pitch the fast food and get some exercise. Exercise will do wonders for her weight, her cholesterol levels, her stress levels, and her diabetes. Silver lining, folks – silver lining!

      March 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • midogs2

      Nice Jack, but wouldn't it be healthier to exercise at KFC. Isn't white meat better for a person than proceessed cow flesh?

      March 10, 2011 at 5:04 pm | Report abuse |
  2. abby1

    The jerk trying to rob the store should have given up when his mask kept coming off. However, I am glad that the mask kept coming off so that his face could be exposed. I hope he was arrested.

    March 10, 2011 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
  3. Shmeatery

    This is what Shmeat will do to you - read all about BK at noshmeat.com

    March 10, 2011 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Edwin

      Shameless plug for a retarded website.

      March 10, 2011 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Joe

    Yeah, could I get a liter of Cola?

    March 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • RamRod

      Can I have a #4 for A COP!

      March 10, 2011 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      "One burger.....its for a cop"

      March 10, 2011 at 4:21 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Edwin

    The worst part about that BK incident?

    She'll probably sue because the manager pushed her back...and win.

    March 10, 2011 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jeff

      Doubtful. No jury would find the manager's self-defense actions in pushing her away from the counter unreasonable and the defendant had already committed assault and battery at that point.

      March 10, 2011 at 4:13 pm | Report abuse |
  6. ArnoldD

    My name is Arnold "D" Garcia

    March 10, 2011 at 2:39 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Joe Schmoe

    I SAID I WANT A LITER OF COLA!

    March 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
  8. allent

    I'll bet you a #4 that the customer tries to sue because the mananger (rightfully so) pushed her rear to the ground.

    March 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chris

      1-800-ask-gury I'm sure she was just upset because it was the last 1.06 of her govt assistance check.

      March 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Chris

    I don't want a large farva! I want a GD liter of cola!

    March 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chris

      Do you want me to punch-i-size your face?

      But sir, its only a quarter more! haha

      March 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm | Report abuse |
  10. PassingThru

    "I said I want 3 whoppers all as meals, not 1 sandwich"

    March 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Truth

    Burger King is a terrorist organization.

    March 10, 2011 at 3:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • Truth

      I'm lying.

      March 10, 2011 at 5:56 pm | Report abuse |
  12. ICE MAN

    WHAT'S EVEN MORE FUNNIER IS WHEN FOX NEWS HAS A FIELD DAY WITH CNN POST. CALLING A BLACK PERSON A MONKEY. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

    March 10, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Charles

    White people make us do things like this, because we are black. It isn't our fault that these things happen when we are around

    March 10, 2011 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
  14. imigarsh

    Meeting the public behind a counter can be like Russian Roulette. Sooner or later, you'll encounter
    some wack job, an irate demon who had a bad day, a fool who thinks you're beneath him/her, so on.
    Re: Video-a wack job of the hour. As the numbers increase, allow fast food joints to have small, in-house
    jails (kidding).

    March 10, 2011 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Thought police

    Regarding the obese woman at BK: Jail time. Three squares a day instead of 10 and you may actually live for another couple of years. The woman behind the counter should get promoted for pushing her back. Sadly as some people have pointed out she will probably sue for being pushed and win free burgers for life. A death sentence for someone that obese.
    Lock her up

    March 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
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