Rarely a day passes by that you don’t come across a story about a thief who bungled the simplest of heists. Check out these three, who reached new depths in criminal ineptitude, including one guy who literally wore his crime on his chest.
Guilt written in permanent ink - This guy thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo depicting the scene of a murder. It just so happened that the murderer ... well it's him. This cold case had stumped L.A. investigators since 2004, but thanks to his tat, he's now convicted of the crime.
Intruder doesn't get clean getaway - He did, however, have a chance to take a shower. An intruder broke into a Portland, Oregon, house only to have the homeowner walk in on him. So what does this intruder do? He hides in the shower and calls 911 ... on himself!
'Dude...where's my gun?' - No, seriously. Where's my gun? Police say surveillance video shows a hooded man pawing frantically through his bag after approaching a counter. Witnesses say he claimed to be searching for cash and even briefly left the store before apparently remembering after six minutes that the gun was in his pocket.