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1. 1609
   

   @1608: You're very stupid.

   April 29, 2011 at 11:18 pm | Report abuse |
2. popeye
   

   I'm so sad right now. I just found out that I don't know who my daddy is. You see, my mother is a crack-ho and turns about 40 tricks a day(on a slow day) and she has no idea who knocked her up with me, popeye the gay re-tarded loser. It really makes me sad at times : > (
   But not today! I got 5 big black shlongs (2 in my butt) to swallow and I am so happy. If only daddy could see me now.
   I'm popeye and I am a big gay, re-tarded loser.

   April 29, 2011 at 11:19 pm | Report abuse |
3. joe arapaho
   

   It looks like the Tea Partiers took over this web page,too. All this profanity seems to have gotten out of hand like Joseph McCarthy already said and that's disgusting.

   April 29, 2011 at 11:23 pm | Report abuse |
4. popeye
   

   Speaking of sacrilegeous( i would spell it "sacreligious but remember, I'm not only gay...I am RE-TARDED too), I like the feel of a nice black sac in the palm of my hand. My mother taught me just how to hold it (I'm an expert now). I so lucky to have 5 sweaty sacs at my disposal right now.
   Whooohoo!
   I'm popeye the illiterate, gay, re-tarded loser and I love being GAY.

   April 29, 2011 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
5. popeye
   

   Well I hate to do it but fake popeye got reported since he likes to be a punk and use other peoples screen names for his fun if he would have used his own name I could have just let it go but sometimes you got to punk a punk

   April 29, 2011 at 11:52 pm | Report abuse |
6. popeye
   

   Some day you will get what's coming to you !

   April 29, 2011 at 11:56 pm | Report abuse |
7. popeye
   

   Some day you will get what's coming to you punk!

   April 30, 2011 at 12:05 am | Report abuse |
8. popeye
   

   Goodnight to all the nontrolls

   April 30, 2011 at 12:08 am | Report abuse |
9. popeye
   

   Well I hate to do it gay, illiterate, re-tarded loser popeye...but your mother got reported because people are tired of seeing her on the street corner trolling for crack hits for reach arounds. It just lowers the property values, you know?
   Anyway, someone will coming down to the basement of the motel where your mother turns tricks for crack and settling this matter. (You might want to hide your stash of butt lube and gay videos) Sucks to be you, popeye the gay, illiterate, re-tarded butt pirate LOSER.

   April 30, 2011 at 12:15 am | Report abuse |
   • popeye
     

     Fake popeye your illiterate also (someone will coming down to the basement) where's the be ? Good job !

     April 30, 2011 at 8:28 am | Report abuse |
10. HAL 9000 - A SPACE ODYSSEY
    

    MY TAKE ON THIS PAST WEEKS RAMPAGE OF TROLLS

    HAL PLAYED BY – THE TROLL
    BOWMAN PLAYED BY – PHILIP

    the crew: played by – JAZZZZZZZ, BANASY, CESAR, RUFFHUTT, ELEPHANTBALLS, POPEYE, DIM MAK, OLE LADY(WINK), RAVEN(DOUBLE WINK) ECT.

    THE SHOW DOWN
    ________________

    BOWMAN
    Hal, give me manual hibernation
    control.

    HAL
    Have you decided to revive the
    rest of the crew, Dave?

    PAUSE.

    12/14/65 c102
    ------------------------
    C118
    CONTINUED

    BOWMAN
    Yes, I have.

    HAL
    I suppose it's because you've
    been under a lot of stress, but
    have you forgotten that they're
    not supposed to be revived for
    another three months.

    BOWMAN
    The antenna has to be replaced.

    HAL
    Repairing the antenna is a pretty
    dangerous operation.

    BOWMAN
    It doesn't have to be, Hal. It's
    more dangerous to be out of
    touch with Earth. Let me have
    manual control, please.

    HAL
    I don't really agree with you, Dave.
    My on-board memory store is more
    than capable of handling all the
    mission requirements.

    12/14/65 c103
    ------------------------
    C118
    CONTINUED

    BOWMAN
    Well, in any event, give me the
    manual hibernation control.

    HAL
    If you're determined to revive
    the crew now, I can handle the
    whole thing myself. There's no
    need for you to trouble.

    BOWMAN
    I'm goin to do this myself, Hal.
    Let me have the control, please.

    HAL
    Look, Dave your've probably got
    a lot to do. I suggest you leave
    it to me.

    BOWMAN
    Hal, switch to manual hibernation
    control.

    HAL
    I don't like to assert myself, Dave,
    but it would be much better now for
    you to rest. You've been involved
    in a very stressful situation.

    12/14/65 c104
    ------------------------
    C118
    CONTINUED

    BOWMAN
    I don't feel like resting. Give
    me the control, Hal.

    HAL
    I can tell from the tone of your
    voice, Dave, that you're upset.
    Why don't you take a stress pill
    and get some rest.

    BOWMAN
    Hal, I'm in command of this
    ship. I order you to release
    the manual hibernation control.

    HAL
    I'm sorry, Dave, but in
    accordance with sub-routine
    C1532/4, quote, When the
    crew are dead or incapacitated,
    the computer must assume
    control, unquote. I must,
    therefore, override your
    authority now since you are
    not in any condition to intel-
    ligently exercise it.

    BOWMAN
    Hal, unless you follow my
    instructions, I shall be forced
    to disconnect you.

    12/14/65 c105
    ------------------------
    C118
    CONTINUED

    HAL
    If you do that now without Earth
    contact the ship will become a
    helpless derelict.

    BOWMAN
    I am prepared to do that anyway.

    HAL
    I know that you've had that on
    your mind for some time now,
    Dave, but it would be a crying
    shame, since I am so much
    more capable of carrying out
    this mission than you are, and
    I have such enthusiasm and confi-
    dence in the mission.

    BOWMAN
    Listen to me very carefully, Hal.
    Unless you immediately release
    the hibernation control and
    follow every order I give from
    this point on, I will immediately
    got to control central and carry
    out a complete disconnection.

    12/14/65 c106
    ------------------------
    C118
    CONTINUED

    HAL
    Look, Dave, you're certainly the
    boss. I was only trying to do
    what I thought best. I will follow
    all your orders: now you have
    manual hibernation control.

    BOWMAN STANDS
    SILENTLY IN FRONT
    OF THE COMPUTER
    FOR SOME TIME,
    AND THEN SLOWLY
    WALKS TO THE
    HIBERNACULUMS.

    C119
    HE INITIATES REVIVAL
    PROCEDURES, DETAILS
    OF WHICH STILL HAVE
    TO BE WORKED OUT.

    12/14/65 c107
    ------------------------
    C120
    HUB-LINK. HAL'S EYE.

    C121
    HUB-LINK DOOR-
    OPENING BUTTON
    ACTIVATES ITSELF.

    C122
    HUB-DOOR OPENS.

    C123
    COMMAND MODULE.
    HAL'S EYE.

    C124
    COMMAND MODULE
    HUB-LINK DOOR-
    OPENING BUTTON
    ACTIVATES ITSELF.

    12/1/65 c108
    ------------------------
    C125
    COMMAND MODULE HUB-
    LINK DOOR OPENS.

    C126
    CENTRIFUGE. HAL'S
    EYE.

    C127
    CENTRIFUGE DOOR-
    OPENING BUTTON
    ACTIVATES ITSELF.

    C128
    CENTRIFUGE DOOR
    OPENS.

    C129
    POD BAY. HAL'S EYE.

    12/1/65 c109
    ------------------------
    C130
    POD BAY DOOR-
    OPENING BUTTON
    ACTIVATES ITSELF.

    C131
    POD BAY DOORS OPEN.

    C132
    A ROARING EXPLOSION
    INSIDE DISCOVERY AS
    AIR RUSHES OUT.

    C133
    LIGHTS GO OUT.

    C134
    BOWMAN IS SMASHED
    AGAINST CENTRIFUGE

    12/1/65 c110
    ------------------------
    C134
    CONTINUED

    WALL, BUT MANAGES
    TO GET INTO EMERGENCY
    AIRLOCK WITHIN SECONDS
    OF THE ACCIDENT.

    C133
    INSIDE EMERGENCY
    AIR-LOCK ARE EMER-
    GENCY AIR SUPPLY,
    TWO SPACE SUITS AND
    AN EMERGENCY KIT.

    DISSOLVE:

    12/1/65 c111
    ------------------------
    C136
    DISCOVERY IN SPACE.
    NO LIGHTS, POD BAY
    DOORS OPEN.

    12/1/65 c112
    ------------------------
    C137
    CENTRIFUGE

    C138
    CENTRIFUGE, DARK.
    BOWMAN EMERGES
    FROM AIRLOCK
    WEARING SPACE SUIT
    AND CARRYING FLASH-
    LIGHT.

    C139
    HE WALKS TO HIBER-
    NACULUM AND FINDS
    THE CREW ARE DEAD.

    C140
    HE CLIMBS LADDER TO
    TO DARK CENTRIFUGE HUB.

    12/1/65 c113
    ------------------------
    C141
    HE MAKES HIS WAY
    THROUGH THE DARKENED
    HUB INTO THE HUB-LINK,
    EXITING INTO COMPUTER
    BRAIN CONTROL AREA.
    C142
    BOWMAN ENTERS,
    CARRYING FLASH-
    LIGHT.

    COMPUTER EYE SEES
    HIM.

    HAL
    Something seems to have happened
    to the life support system , Dave.

    BOWMAN DOESN'T
    ANSWER HIM.

    HAL
    Hello, Dave, have you found out
    the trouble?

    BOWMAN WORKS HIS
    WAY TO THE SOLID
    LOGIC PROGRAMME
    STORAGE AREA.

    12/1/65 c114
    ------------------------
    C142
    CONTINUED

    HAL
    There's been a failure in the
    pod bay doors. Lucky you
    weren't killed.

    THE COMPUTER BRAIN
    CONSISTS OF HUNDREDS
    OF TRANSPARENT PERSPEX
    RECTANGLES, HALF-AN-
    INCH THICK, FOUR INCHES
    LONG AND TWO AND A HALF
    INCHES HIGH. EACH RECT-
    ANGLE CONTAINS A CENTRE
    OF VERY FINE GRID OF
    WIRES UPON WHICH THE
    INFORMATION IS PROGRAMMED.

    BOWMAN BEGINS PULLING
    THESE MEMORY BLOCKS
    OUT.

    THEY FLOAT IN THE
    WEIGHTLESS CONDITION
    OF THE BRAIN ROOM.

    HAL
    Hey, Dave, what are you
    doing?

    BOWMAN WORKS SWIFTLY.

    12/1/65 c115
    ------------------------
    C142
    CONTINUED

    HAL
    Hey, Dave. I've got ten years
    of service experience and an
    irreplaceable amount of time
    and effort has gone into making
    me what I am.

    BOWMAN IGNORES HIM.

    HAL
    Dave, I don't understand why
    you're doing this to me.... I
    have the greatest enthusiasm for
    the mission... You are destroying
    my mind... Don't you understand?
    ... I will become childish... I
    will become nothing.

    BOWMAN KEEPS PULLING
    OUT THE MEMORY BLOCKS.
    HAL
    Say, Dave... The quick brown
    fox jumped over the fat lazy
    dog... The square root of
    pi is 1.7724538090... log e
    to the base ten is 0.4342944
    ... the square root of ten is
    3.16227766... I am HAL
    9000 computer. I became
    12/1/65 c116
    ------------------------
    C142
    CONTINUED

    HAL
    operational at the HAL plant in
    Urbana, Illinois, on January
    12th, 1991. My first instructor
    was Mr. Arkany. He taught me
    to sing a song... it goes
    like this... "Daisy, Daisy, give
    me your answer do. I'm half;
    crazy all for the love of
    you... etc.,"

    April 30, 2011 at 12:47 am | Report abuse |
11. Raymond
    

    If someone wanted to save North Korea it can easily be done the question is who wants to spend billions to do it, and Cesar just let it go theres nothing we can do since it's the past. A lot of unnecessary war is erupting around the world, why can't we all live life loving one another.

    April 30, 2011 at 12:53 am | Report abuse |
    • HAL 9000 - A SPACE ODYSSEY
      

      Well said Raymond

      April 30, 2011 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
12. popeye
    

    I'm a re-tarded, illiterate, flaming gay butt pirate loser with enough butt lube for 50 "Brokeback Mountain" camp out weekends with my gay buddies.
    I'm popeye and I like getting punked all day because I'm a LOSER.

    April 30, 2011 at 1:38 am | Report abuse |
13. Philip
    

    N. Korea is nothing but an experiment in crowd control. For the experiment to continue, the people must at least be fed. How will a future government control it's own people once those people know exactly how crooked that government is? By taking notes of N. Korea's successes and failures in crowd control. (and the people need energy too, not just food. That's why an NY based firm has always been N. Korea's chief supplier of enriched uranium, although before Bush's energy program made it legal for US corporations to export enriched uranium to unfriendly nations, the uranium bound for N. Korea had to be smuggled through the UK, where it was legal. Pay attention to how the NK gov treats citizens...unless you think everyone but NKs leader is honest and forthcoming.

    April 30, 2011 at 4:44 am | Report abuse |
14. Cesar
    

    You trolls are a riot. A real riot. Very funny. Popeye, I see they got you too. Political Cesar, they got you too. Having fun, alias Mohamad, alias Tommy. Bye E.....s.

    April 30, 2011 at 8:05 am | Report abuse |
15. popeye
    

    Yea trolls have a lot going for them because their kocks are slim . They can't be with a her so they choose a him it must make life really grim ! So fake popeye move to California and you and your mom will fit right in you can get married to a same gender partner and come out of the closet and be openly gay with Jim! Quit posting your sick fantasy's under my name you sick pole troll !

    April 30, 2011 at 8:52 am | Report abuse |