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Unborn child has Facebook profile
Unborn baby Marriah Greene has a lot to say, at least according to her Facebook profile.
The child attends Tummy University, enjoys soccer and swimming and talks in first person. And her friends talk back to her– in baby-speak, naturally.
Of course, it’s really her mother, Ellie Greene of Whitehouse, Texas, updating the page, but the fetus already has more than 260 friends.
When Ellie and her husband, Matt, decided it was time to announce their pregnancy, they wanted a quick, inclusive method, and what’s faster than Facebook to spread exciting news?
“Within a day she had over 100 friends,” Ellie said, according to affiliate KLTV.
[cnn-video url="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2011/05/31/dnt.unborn.baby.facebook.cnn"%5DFriends quickly responded to updates about Marriah. They give advice, make jokes and compliment her beauty in the ultrasound photos.
“We wanted to keep the page going, so she could go back and look at it,” Ellie said, giving her daughter the opportunity to see how many people adored her before she was even born.
The parents plan to continue updating the page, with her birth story coming soon. After all, “The word in the belly is there's a lot more to see.”
Stop looking at me you Fatbook idiots
I however think it's an adoreable idea. I'm 21 weeks pregnant and I'm keeping everyone posted by my facebook but I think the fact that being able to look back that far as to when you were a fetus, is absolutely amazing. I'm going to do it.
Go for it Kayla. All the very best to you, your precious gift and your family. God Bless.
Texas OBGs centers marketing strategy! To parents – happy delivery and healthy baby.
Man, I am one dumb hillbilly. I just figure out that I can use any name I want. That's pretty cool. I'll attempt to impersonate that person I am angry at and show them. Heh, heh. I love bein' a hillbilly.
Do you run 'Shine? I'll take some with watermelon
Why sho! Imona run me sum oer the county line this Sundee. Yont sum?
Holy god damn i'm funny!
Sorry I couldn't respond to any more of your responses, Sigh. Rest assured I'm back now and can continue pointing out the flaws in your ridiculous arguments.
Wait! It's attatched to a chord of some sort. Let's see what the chord is hooked-up to and find out what it is exactly. Finally! a way to end the debate.
Making facebook pages for unborn babies has been done a thousand times before; why on earth is this one getting so much attention? Facebook shouldn't delete the page, the parent's should.
It's getting attention because of dumb liberals like me who hate life and hate babies.
Right...way to stoop to the level of an internet troll. You are a gentlemen, and a scholar.
How did you know I am a scholar!?
are you 12 years old, or something
Just a shot in the dark...Did you go to Tummy University too?
Are you really 'meh'?
Alas, I knew poor Joe. And you're no Joe!
I share in your affection for hating babies – and the other guy is definitely not the real Meh
What the meh?
Our little one had a facebook page literally hours after she was born (and twitter, and gmail). As soon as I could get on the hospital wireless with my laptop and set it up we had it created for her with pictures and messages from her to our family. Each week we try to update it with what she is doing from her point of view.
If my parents use Facebook like this, imagine what they will do when Im out of the oven....just end me now
This is obviously a violation of the Terms of Agreement. Child isnt even born yet, and is under 14 years old. LoL
So, you believe the fetus created the page?
Looks like a pile of goop. Thank goodness it doesnt have any consciousness
inb4 Sigh calls you a liberal.
I'm not Angry Hillbilly. Who's leg are you trying to pull?
Odd, I feel totally at peace by not taking sides in your name calling battle. My beliefs are my own and not some "other-interests' body of people
Yep, totally at peace. You have failed sir. I do the nyaaa nyaaa nyaaa dance on your corpse.
Have no fear. You don't have to take sides. I, your alter-ego shall do so in your stead.
Yep. Just as I feared would be the case. The chord is attatched to a female of the human species. We've been killing humans all these years.
Please put me in child beauty contests when Im old enough. That way some of the noodles who are my facebook 'FRIENDS' can have a shot at seeing me. I hope they all remember me when Im out of this broad's belly.
We've traced the extension chord. It extends from a female of the human species. We've been killing humans after all. Huh. I'll be darned.
Huh.... Imagine that.
HAY GUIZE, REMEMBER ME?
Lets see what happens when we pull out that extension cord.
Umbilical cord?
You really need to learn how to spell.
Not that your arguments mean anything. Parasites are attached to humans. Does that make a tape worm a human? Or a tick? Cancer cells are attached to a human, does that mean we shouldn't get rid of them? Simply using the "It's attached to a human" thing really isn't a good enough argument. Gotta go with more than that if you're going to pretend to be smart.
@Mew. "Tapeworms are attached to humans......why not get rid of them". Parasites suck the life out of everything that is good because they're too idle to think for themselves – they add nothing to humanity. That ring any bells with you?Maybe only your mother could explain why you're still here?
As for being smart [ which you ain't by a long chalk ] you obviously don't know that in Canada, America ,China and India where they have a Abortion as Government Policy – they are now panicking because research has shown that in 30+ years time, there won't be enough young people to pay taxes support seniors or the Health services. When you interfere with the balance of nature – nature bites you on the butt.
Any nascar on tonight?
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Must be 16 weeks old to sign up