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Good morning all ! Hope everyone is doing well today. Loving the jokes bobcat!
Thank you my friend. I had one complaint about originality from a poster using the original name of Alan Harper.
banasy has really bad breath.
Not me.
I don't like bobcat's blonde jokes. So I just highlight and delete them on the screen. Now I've got white-out all over my screen hiding important information as I scroll up and down.
Do you take UMBRAGE ?
this is my real name. What's yours kitty cat? That's what I thought
Use black honey and it will just look like it is off.
Can't you read ? It's bobcat (in a hat) ©.
@ 27. CenTexan©
May 2nd, 2012 12:20 pm ET
Good morning all !
JF: We love you CenTexan, but good morning at 12:20pm?
@bobcat(iah), no worries I will always have your back.
JF:
The posts are shown in ET.
CenTexan is in a different time zone, as am I.
Therfore, it would still have been morning.
Vote for Barrack Romney.
@Alan Harper, if that is in fact your real name that you are a fool just in case you are uncertain about how the Internet works. Bobcat, is a regular poster and his jokes bring a laugh to us every day. By the way he is male, so see you NOT.
Sigh at the 213 poster. I think we all name this is a fake.
@ dazzle
Thank you sweet lady. Looks like it's my day to get attacked here.
OMG, lmfao, im blonde too but i love these jokes anyway. And mama, just to make you feel better heres one for ya- Q? Why do they make dumb blonde jokes one liners? A, so brunettes can understand em! 🙂
@ chrissy
I think I already did this one.
Q. What does a blonde have when she dyes her hair brunette ?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Can you do something about the stooooopid obvious trolls and username hijackers??? Do you WANT to drive even more people away???
Lol, really. @chrissy, I saw where @Scottish Mama said she was blonde. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the jokes. I don't think either of the family blabbermouths talked hair color, so I am going to be quiet on that topic;-).<3
•I• know what color your hair is, @dazzle©.
Mum's the word.
Love the blonde jokes Bobcat !! I'm a blonde and have always enjoyed them. Hi everyone and I hope everyone had a good day and evening 🙂
@ kellyintulsa
How are you doing. It's good to see you here again. Some individuals took offense, or as I like to say, umbrage with my jokes. Go figure. LOL
BTW How's your new job working out ?
I Rawr my butt off at bobcat's jokes.
Don't take my name in vain.
@ Umbrage©
They have taken your name and dissed it for their own twisted non-humorius agenda.
Hmmmph on them.