The storm known as Carlotta has intensified into a hurricane off the western coast of Mexico, the National Hurricane Center said Friday.
A storm becomes a hurricane when it produces sustained winds of 74 mph. A hurricane warning was in effect for parts of the Pacific coast of Mexico, from the seaport city of Salina Cruz to Punta Maldonado.
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I rear-ended another car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a dwarf!! He looked up at me and said, "I am 'Not Happy.'
So I said, "Well, then, which one are you?"
And, that's how the fight started.
Bobcat, I haven't been on for a while, but I look forward to your jokes. This one made me laugh so hard I scared the cat. I'm on lunch break now. Tell all the usual suspects that I said "Howdy."
And I take offence to that "joke". I'm going to come over there, stand on a chair, and punch you in the kneecap.
Dear Mr. dwarf
If you don't mind, I prefer the UMBRAGE over offense. Your cooperation on this matter would be greatly appreciated.
Don't talk to me about UMBRAGE. I bought one once, but it was too long for me to carry, so I just get wet when it rains.
You do realize that they make umbrages in kid size too, right ?!
@pmk 1953
Hey man, it's good to hear from you. I say hey to the rest of the gang. Join us when you can.
pmk1953!
How are you?
How is Powder, besides being scared?
Rawr:
Lol. Keep em coming!
First post I read today, and it made me smile.
Thanks!
I hope some much-needed rain results from Carlotta.
The SW could use a little help!