August 10th, 2012
11:21 PM ET

Romney to reveal VP pick Saturday, campaign says

Mitt Romney’s campaign has announced that the presumptive Republican presidential candidate will reveal his vice presidential nominee Saturday at a campaign event in Norfolk, Virginia.

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  1. bobcat (in a hat)©

    @ Mary
    You asked for a golfing joke. Happy to oblige.

    @dazzle ©

    Good morning to you. Even though I added to the tedium of this topic, the reality of it is, "I have no opinion."

    August 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm | Report abuse |
  2. bobcat (in a hat)©

    Bob wearily trudged into his house and laid down his bag of golf clubs. "How was your game, darling?" asked his wife, Jane. "I was hitting the ball ok, but my eyesight's gotten so damn bad I couldn't see where the ball went." shrugged Bob.

    "Well, you're 75 years old," said Jane. "You can't expect everything to be like it was. Why don't you take my brother Jimmy along?" "But he's 85 and he doesn't even play golf any more..." protested Bob. "But he's got perfect eyesight," Jane pointed out. "he can watch the ball for you."

    So the next day Bob teed off with Jimmy looking on. He swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it, do you see it?" asked Bob in anticipation. "Yep!" Jimmy answered. "Well where is it?" exclaimed Bob, peering off into the distance.

    "I forgot," said Jimmy.

    August 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
  3. bobcat (in a hat)©

    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

    "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

    "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

    "I'll take it," the attorney said.

    Ba Da Bhoomp Chiiing

    August 11, 2012 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Mary

    @ bobcat (in a hat)©, You've hit another for "par"
    Slamming those bad boys in today I see. (Jokes)

    August 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Mary

    You watch Golf Katman?

    August 11, 2012 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • bobcat (in a hat)©

      I watch at it Mary. This is my true season now. FOOTBALL

      August 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm | Report abuse |
  6. bobcat (in a hat)©

    Okay, this the last one.

    A golfer comes into the club house after a bad round. The pro says, "It looks like it was a pretty rough day."

    The golfer replays, "You bet it was. The best two balls I hit all day was when I was coming out of the sand trap and stepped on the rake!"

    August 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm | Report abuse |
  7. banasy©

    That was a goodun, Rawr!

    @Mary:
    See what ya started? Lol!

    August 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Mary

    Bubba just made birdy on the fourteenth whole, even while hitting a fairly steep sloop to the hole.
    Gosh that man is fit ! Gotta long swing too. Im going to call him the Pink Panther from now on. LOL

    August 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Mary

    LMAO ! Nice
    Football? I use to watch, not anymore tho.
    Thanks for the show, and it seems I am the only audience member left here.
    Whatcha doing today?

    August 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • banasy©

      Thanks, Mary.
      What am I, paté?

      August 11, 2012 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • bobcat (in a hat)©

      Just kicking it around and trying to put some smiles out there. I've been much too serious of late. I'm sure banasy will agree with that. Won't you my friend ?
      I feel like I turned to the dark side for awhile. But hey, eveyone gets their cloudy days. The extended outlook is for sunshine and warmth.

      August 11, 2012 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Mary

    Oopsy, sorry. I spoke too soon. LOL

    August 11, 2012 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Mary

    Paul, Tiger's tied for the lead with Vija and Patterson... Buddy!
    I feel for yah, The wife not letting you watch golf today?
    I'm lovin being single today!
    Sorry, Didn't mean to RUB it in. lol

    August 11, 2012 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mary

      * correction, its Pettersson

      August 11, 2012 at 3:21 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Mary

    * Vijay

    August 11, 2012 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Mary

    Tiger on practice green playing with spiked shoes! Hmmm

    August 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
  14. banasy©

    Paul is driving, so he'd better not be watching golf, lol...

    August 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Clem&Jethro

    Scuze me, missy. God's way itself condemns all human governments. Humans run human governments. Even good decent folk make mistakes. If'n that good decent fol be King, said King's honest mistake kills millions of good decent folk.
    "You tell 'er Clem. And throw in a little holy bookin'..."It is not meant for man who is walking to direct even his own steps [let alone yorn i reckon]"
    Yew betcha thar Jethro. And how 'bout a little "Blind leading the blind. Both fall into the pit."

    August 11, 2012 at 2:41 pm | Report abuse |
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