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1. joesmith
   

   but it is ok to give your tax dallors to the gov't, only to have them spend it, (unwisely ), 16 trillion times more than necessary, only to have them come back and increase your taxes to pay for the repayment of the funds they have already mispent..something wrong with that picture

   January 13, 2013 at 7:42 am | Report abuse |
2. The score
   

   Yeah. Like the federal governemnt is having it's home foreclosed on. You fat ass microbloggers who blame the gov for what YOUR overconsumption has done!... illustrated daily at ANY Wal-Mart (fat, repulsive cheeze pecks on yur legs, brats for kids yelling, etc)

   January 13, 2013 at 8:03 am | Report abuse |
3. TVangelist
   

   Amen to that @joesmith 7:42AM.
   Da gubment be fo fault my jowels hang down as I blubber buddy Jesus and beg handouts for the Israeli MOSSAD.
   it be da gubment fault 43% of my listeners are on welfare. Good point!

   January 13, 2013 at 8:17 am | Report abuse |
4. Churchlady, obese
   

   Ya! Amen ta dat bruthah! Word!
   It be da gubment:s fault we fat n lazy.

   January 13, 2013 at 8:19 am | Report abuse |
5. Rexall Ranger
   

   I can tell by the cheeze on the back of your legs and your unruly children that you are an American.

   January 13, 2013 at 8:23 am | Report abuse |
6. Rexall Ranger
   

   It used to be "I can tell by the clothes you are wearing that you are a cowboy" said the genuine cowboy to the dressed-up dude. Times have changed. Gotta keep-up with 'em. he he

   January 13, 2013 at 8:26 am | Report abuse |
7. Flocks of the Godz
   

   You have a TV, probly 4 or more. Tune-in to America's religious leader's TV channels. Take a look at these fat-headed idiots and their made-up wives. Look at Al Sharpton's jowels flap as he speaks...spittle hits the microphone!
   AND GET THIS! People actually donate money to Israel b/c these men claim Israel of today is "god's chosen nation".
   43% of donators are on welfare!!!!

   January 13, 2013 at 8:33 am | Report abuse |
8. Flocks of the Godz
   

   All the while being led by politicians pretending to believe in this hellfire wolfgod just to garner your votes, you 88% of US who believe that right now, millions of former US citizens are being burned alive in a place called hell. (the idea of hell and the fact that you and your leadrs say it's a real place yet will NOT mount a scientific expedition to find it...is real.

   January 13, 2013 at 8:39 am | Report abuse |
9. Flocks of the Godz
   

   Simply put, if science could find life other than that of planet earth, the bible would be a proven lie. (if you fail to understand this simple concept, it is b/c you are ignorant of scripture)
   Yet, science has never mounted and expedition for hell. Go figure.

   January 13, 2013 at 8:43 am | Report abuse |
10. Hell Found!
    

    After decades of intense scientific research, and after Congress funded expeditions to HELL, HELL has been found!
    Trillions of dollars have been spent searching for extra-terrstrial life...THEY SAY!
    In fact, the Space Shuttle and all other NASA programms were Fake!
    What they were really doing was searching for this physical pllace where American citizens are said to be enduring physical pain of hellfire.
    And they found it! NOT
    you believe in hell no matter what.

    January 13, 2013 at 8:51 am | Report abuse |
11. Horatio Hornblower finds HELL!
    

    After a 27 year expedition costing US taxpayers 1.3 trillion dollars, Sir Admiral Horatio Hornblower has found hell.
    237 men melted during this expedition, and so our hearts go-out to their families.

    January 13, 2013 at 9:00 am | Report abuse |
12. Fayth
    

    Oh. Ya gotta take it on "faith".
    Yipee!!! I have faith that American citizens are being roasted alive in hell. Yee Haw!

    January 13, 2013 at 9:09 am | Report abuse |
13. Chicago housewife
    

    Go ahead and roast them in hell, but don't you DARE tuen the Army loose on our Chicaco Disciples street gang.
    Our Chicago murder rate only went up 20 % last year. Abortion clinics post comparable stats in the area for crying out loud.
    Stay OUT of our gangs!

    January 13, 2013 at 9:13 am | Report abuse |
14. Reallynow
    

    Do you really think President Obama believes that right now, millions of Americans are being burned-alive in hell?
    Of course not. Holy sh/t. This is the freaking 21st century, NOT the dark ages.

    January 13, 2013 at 9:17 am | Report abuse |
15. Hammerschlag
    

    No other country that I know of has as much white trash, black trash, braun trash, yellow and red trash as America. Reading the comments above supports my claim.

    January 13, 2013 at 9:23 am | Report abuse |