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8:30 am ET - Marriage equality rally outside Supreme Court - The high court considers California's ban on same-sex marriage this morning. Today's hearing will not be televised. but he will hear from protesters outside the court. Following the hearing, we expect to hear from lawyers and plaintiffs involved in the case.
12:15 pm ET - White House briefing - The same-sex marriage debate and North Korea are expected to dominate this afternoon's White House press briefing.
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The blonde had the windows in her house replaced with new
double insulated energy efficient windows.
Twelve months later she gets a call from the contractor,
complaining that the work has been done for a year and
she has yet to make the first payment.
The blonde replies, "don't try to pull a fast one on me. The
salesman who sold me those told me that in one year
they would pay for themselves.
A blonde went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy
preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or
English saddle.
The blonde asked what the difference was.
"Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't."
"Just get the one without the horn. I don't think we'll run into
too much traffic out here."
The math teacher saw that little Tommy wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said,
"Tommy! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Tommy quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and the
CartoonNetwork!"
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.
She said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of
straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to
build my house with?'"
Then the teacher asked the class, "And what do you think that
man said?"
My friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know!, he said...'Holy
smokes! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.
Aww @ bobcat! Youre back! Im so glad.
Maybe the third attempt to post will work. Bobcat you rock, thanks for the smiles.
Sorry for the absence my friends. I've been traveling and sightseeing. I'm now back in L.A. and ready to bring some comedy relief back into your lives.
Lower Alabama? LOL!
Youre in L.A?? When did you move there? Have you looked up superman since you got there? And the comic relief is much appreciated.
Sorry most people think Los Angelos when someone says they are in L.A.
He probably is in L.A., chrissy. I was just kidding.
Yep, I am back in Lower Alabama. It feels good to be home and conversing (when CNN will let me) with my friends here.
Then why on earth would you say L.A.?
L as in Lower. A as in Alabama. I do that to everyone.
It certainly is good to see you and have your levity. You've been missed my friend.
It's great to be back. I miss you guys when I'm away so long.
Cant imagine any kind of battery lasting THIS long in a sinkhole. The jig is up! Lol
Good grief you guys are carrying this alter ego stuff too far. And this is way more mushy than we need to hear on a newsblog.