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June 20th, 2013
02:37 AM ET
'Landlords from hell' agree to plea deal
Think you have the landlord from hell? Think again.
Did they steal your stuff? Lock you out? Threaten you with a gun? Unless they did, they're not even in contention for the title.
Husband and wife, Kip and Nicole Macy, pleaded guilty to felony charges of residential burglary, stalking and attempted grand theft this week, after terrorizing tenants for years, the San Francisco District Attorney's Office said Wednesday.
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One for the Homeland Security. Landlord terrorism.
Long on egotism but short on cash, the young actor was trying
to talk his impatient landlord into waiting for the rent.
"In a few years," he said, "people will point to this apartment
and say 'Jones the famous actor, once lived there.'"
"If I don't get my rent tonight," said the landlord, "they'll
be able to say it tomorrow."
A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand
co ckroaches at once."
"What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand co ckroaches?"
asked the astonished clerk.
"Well," replied the woman, "I am moving today and my lease says I
must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them..."
Ewwww...lol, I am so lucky I never lived in an apartment like that. My worst experience was having my wall gas heater go out, and the landlord replace it with a regular furnace, silver ductwork and all, where the gas wall heater was...in my kitchen. I moved shortly thereafter.
My first apartment many decades ago, had walls about an inch thick with shared heating and cooling vents. In other words, you had 24 hr entertainment, even to the extent of po rn, because you could hear absolutely everything.
That was difinitely a short term occupation.
Clear the board folks ... Katman is on a roll and way outta control !!! 😉 Good morning Sir
Every time I see you post "Katman", I think of Bob Seeger, lol.
Because Kat Man (can) Du
Good morning Mary. How are you doing today ? I'm tired of all the bad news everywhere, so I'm to crazy out again for a while.
Crazy out please @bobcat, these are so good. These 2 make Joe Pesci in the Super look tame.
Hey dazzle
How are you my friend. The Super is one of my favorites.
Hey for starters put this couple in a crack house and let them have fun there..Maybe after a while they'll learn not to mess with real renters next time and act as they should as respectable ,responsibile lawnlords...