Who's the daddy? Is it a boy or girl?
The National Zoo in Washington will answer those questions Thursday morning when it announces the gender and paternity of a giant panda cub that was born last month.
"Stay tuned! We're going to announce the sex and paternity of the panda cub tomorrow around 9 a.m.! #cubwatch," the zoo tweeted Wednesday.
The news was greeted by joyous tweets from fans of Washington's celebrity panda, Mei Xiang.
I predict it will not have a legitimate birth certificate and should be deported immediatly.
One drunken night of carnal indulgence and now child support until baby bear reaches age of emancipation... Fellow pandas, don't believe them when they say they're using birth control.
Quite obviously, the paternity of the panda cub is a giraffe. SMH.