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1. chrissy
   

   ALL kidnapped victims are taken to an "undisclosed location".

   October 10, 2013 at 4:08 am | Report abuse |
   • Jeff Frank (R-Ohio) "Right Wing Insanity"
     

     CNN:"A hotel clerk who was not authorized to speak to the media.
     JF: I'm not authorized either, see ya later bye.

     October 10, 2013 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
2. petoskey ron
   

   Lol chrissy- im currently in an undisclosed location myself...

   October 10, 2013 at 5:08 am | Report abuse |
3. chrissy
   

   Lol @ petoskey ron, ive been to a place called Petoskey many times. It wasnt far from where i lived and it was a beautiful place.

   October 10, 2013 at 8:11 am | Report abuse |
4. bobcat (in a hat)©
   

   Where am I ?

   October 10, 2013 at 11:59 am | Report abuse |
5. bobcat (in a hat)©
   

   A tired hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. “Am I glad to see you,” he said. “I’ve been lost for three days.” “Don’t get too excited, friend,” the other hunter replied. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.”

   October 10, 2013 at 12:06 pm | Report abuse |
6. bobcat (in a hat)©
   

   Tipper Gore discovered that her husband's great great uncle, Gunther Gore, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Tennessee in 1889.

   The only existing photograph shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Gunther Gore; horse thief. Sent to Tennessee Prison 1883, escaped 1887. Robbed the Tennessee Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

   After letting President Clinton's large staff of professional image consultants review this discovery, they took the following actions to assist Al's campaign to become our next president. They decided to crop Gunther's picture, scan it in as an enlarged image, and edited it with image processing software so that all that is seen in the final picture is a head shot. Along with this enhanced photo, the accompanying biographical sketch was sent to the Associated Press:

   "Gunther Gore was a famous cattleman in early Tennessee history. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Tennessee railroad company. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his business enterprise with the railroad. In 1887 he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889 Gunther regrettably died suddenly during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform on which he was standing collapsed."

   October 10, 2013 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
   • banasy©
     

     Spin doctors are important. Image is everything.

     October 10, 2013 at 10:21 pm | Report abuse |
7. chrissy
   

   Lmao @ JF, true.

   October 10, 2013 at 12:21 pm | Report abuse |
8. saywhat
   

   'undisclosed location' is typical of what govts do with their unwanted, now rebels have adopted this.
   Ladies & gentlemen the post Ghaddafi,NATO war Somalia oops sorry, Libya.

   October 10, 2013 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
9. saywhat
   

   some more news on how things are shaping up.
   "Saudis brace for US-Iran rapprochment"
   "Israel rejects Iran nuclear offer"
   "Republican pushes for a new bill to authorize war with Iran"
   The enemy within.

   October 10, 2013 at 12:53 pm | Report abuse |
10. saywhat
    

    And that repub is Frank Trent(AZ) with of course the likes of Graham,McCain etc on board.
    The crisis facing this country currently is secondary for the Repubs.

    October 10, 2013 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
11. chrissy
    

    Well at least it is now public knowledge what has suddenly motivated the GOTP to decide to work on ending the shutdown huh? They will lose campaign funds! CEOs are getting very concerned now!

    October 10, 2013 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |