soundoff (31 Responses)

1. bobcat (in a hat)©
   

   A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto a barstool. The bartender says to the grasshopper, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?"

   And the grasshopper replies, "Really?! You have a drink named Steve?"

   December 15, 2013 at 2:19 pm | Report abuse |
2. chrissy
   

   Lmao @ banasy "it" deleted my post asking "IT" if it crossdressed while "IT" was posting as me. Lol

   December 15, 2013 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
3. bobcat (in a hat)©
   

   Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said: “Mr. President, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner.”
   Bush asked angrily: “And what was on the banner?”
   Osama responded: “It said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”
   Bush said: “You know, Binny, I’m really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Kabul, and it was even more beautiful than before the Russian occupation. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner.”
   Bin Laden said: “What was on the banner?”
   Bush replied: “I really don’t know. I don’t read Hebrew.”

   December 15, 2013 at 4:23 pm | Report abuse |
4. dazzle ©
   

   Tried 3 times to post but no go.

   December 15, 2013 at 5:28 pm | Report abuse |
5. dazzle ©
   

   Rupert, I don't care child.

   December 15, 2013 at 7:30 pm | Report abuse |
6. banasy©
   

   You sound extremely jealous of your superior's marriage. Now, why would that be?

   December 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm | Report abuse |
7. banasy©
   

   Tsk tsk. Stop projecting, dear.

   December 15, 2013 at 7:46 pm | Report abuse |
8. banasy©
   

   Projecting again?

   December 15, 2013 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
9. banasy©
   

   Yawn. What a crashing bore you've become. Besides, I know a fantastic cardiologist.

   December 15, 2013 at 8:20 pm | Report abuse |
10. banasy©
    

    I don't own a Ouija board, so that's a pretty safe bet. Good night.

    December 15, 2013 at 8:41 pm | Report abuse |
11. chrissy
    

    @ rupert dont be ridiculous. You have never been nor ever likely to be near any of us so you have no idea what any of us smell like!

    December 15, 2013 at 11:20 pm | Report abuse |
12. blazee
    

    Oh wow. So cool

    December 16, 2013 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
13. Bongo the Clown
    

    I hope everyone will be safe in this cool weather. Hopefully the homeless will find shelter. Everyone should be loved

    December 16, 2013 at 5:14 pm | Report abuse |