An airport worker was arrested Friday attempting to detonate a vehicle packed with explosives that he thought were real in a planned suicide attack at a Wichita Mid-Continent Airport terminal in Kansas, federal officials said.
Authorities are calling him "a lone wolf."
A grasshopper hops into a bar and onto a barstool. The bartender says to the grasshopper, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?"
And the grasshopper replies, "Really?! You have a drink named Steve?"
Lmao @ banasy "it" deleted my post asking "IT" if it crossdressed while "IT" was posting as me. Lol
Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said: “Mr. President, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner.”
Bush asked angrily: “And what was on the banner?”
Osama responded: “It said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”
Bush said: “You know, Binny, I’m really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Kabul, and it was even more beautiful than before the Russian occupation. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner.”
Bin Laden said: “What was on the banner?”
Bush replied: “I really don’t know. I don’t read Hebrew.”
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Rupert, I don't care child.
You sound extremely jealous of your superior's marriage. Now, why would that be?
Tsk tsk. Stop projecting, dear.
Projecting again?
Yawn. What a crashing bore you've become. Besides, I know a fantastic cardiologist.
I don't own a Ouija board, so that's a pretty safe bet. Good night.
@ rupert dont be ridiculous. You have never been nor ever likely to be near any of us so you have no idea what any of us smell like!
Oh wow. So cool
I hope everyone will be safe in this cool weather. Hopefully the homeless will find shelter. Everyone should be loved