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  1. banasy©

    I'm so fat, that Verizon is suing me for blocking their cell phone signals with my 450 pound body.

    January 30, 2014 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse |
  2. banasy©

    I'm fooling everyone, right? Everyone thinks I'm banasy right? RIGHT? Come on, you believe me, right? Right? I don't sound too desperate, right? RIGHT???

    January 30, 2014 at 9:41 pm | Report abuse |
  3. banasy©

    I'm so fat, that the state of Illinois has asked AT & T to issue me 4 different area codes

    January 30, 2014 at 9:43 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Rupert

    That ain't banasy. She isn't fat either .

    January 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm | Report abuse |
  5. banasy©

    I'm so fat, that Delta airlines charged me for 6 airline tickets since my blubber took up 6 seats.

    January 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm | Report abuse |
  6. banasy©

    I'm so fat, that when I took my grandchild to the children's zoo, they mistook me for a cow.

    January 30, 2014 at 9:48 pm | Report abuse |
  7. banasy©

    You believe me, don't you? I'm banasy, not Jeff Roem. You guys know that, right? I'm convincing, right? You're not fooled, right? RIGHT???

    January 30, 2014 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
  8. banasy©

    Im so fat, that I was asked by the South Korean government to jump into the ocean 20 miles from NK to create a tsunami.

    January 30, 2014 at 9:52 pm | Report abuse |
  9. banasy©

    I'm so fat that Jenny Craig kicked me off their program because I ate all their food.

    January 30, 2014 at 9:55 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Jeff Roem

    Anyone think that was banasy? How'd I do? Anyone believe me? Please?!

    January 30, 2014 at 9:55 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Jeff Roem

    I ate Jenny Craig. Tasted like fish.

    January 30, 2014 at 9:59 pm | Report abuse |
  12. banasy©

    I'm so fat, that I caused the axis to move 3 degrees off course, so the governor of Georgia is suing me for the snow storm in the south east hurting Atlanta.

    January 30, 2014 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  13. banasy©

    I'm so fat, that when I go to Wal-Mart they close the food isles for fear I will eat all the food and leave nothing for their other customers.

    January 30, 2014 at 10:03 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Jeff Roem

    Am I fooling anyone yet ? I'm getting tired of playing Def Comedy Jam and fapping to pictures of copulating farm animals.

    January 30, 2014 at 10:05 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Jeff Roem

    Anyone? Please pay attention to me. I'm getting bored jacking banasy. This is a cry for help here.

    January 30, 2014 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
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