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1. banasy@
   

   or chrissy and Mary?

   March 28, 2014 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |
   • Jeff Roem
     

     {Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.}

     March 28, 2014 at 11:41 am | Report abuse |
2. stuart
   

   Because chrissy and the other one were not that good. I've had them both already, they just don't have it. No skill. It's like making it with a wall.

   March 28, 2014 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
   • banasy@
     

     I can assure you that I am better. I never made it with dazzle so I don't know about her. Where do you live?

     March 28, 2014 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
   • Jeff Roem
     

     {Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.}

     March 28, 2014 at 11:39 am | Report abuse |
3. J.R.
   

   Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.
   Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.
   Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.}

   March 28, 2014 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
4. Jeff Roem
   

   I've aged so badly...I never get out for exercise...does bringing my cigarette to my mouth count as a curl? Is pizza considered protein? I know what kind of protein I REALLY like...and I can't get it from a woman. I don't like women anyway.

   March 28, 2014 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
5. Jeff Roem
   

   {If I keep bringing up women I don't know , think it'll make people think I'd str8? Think it makes me less creepy?}

   March 28, 2014 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
6. Jeff Roem
   

   {I'll use anyone. Even my old college roommate Stuart. He's not a woman.}

   March 28, 2014 at 11:48 am | Report abuse |
7. Scottish Mama
   

   I dropped my insurance. Need my money for pepperoni pizza...

   March 28, 2014 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
   • Jeff Roem
     

     Sorry I stole your name...I don't know any real women...they won't talk to be anymore...I should go back to posting under my feminine side as Bambi and Irene...ever notice I don't post stupidity under their names cuz they're ME...

     March 28, 2014 at 12:15 pm | Report abuse |
8. J.R.
   

   I wish somebody would do something about these trolls.

   March 28, 2014 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
   • Jeff Roem
     

     I can't get my mind off of those glistening pecs....I haven't seen pecs like that on me since I was 19...think Jabba the Hut...

     March 28, 2014 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
9. Jeff Roem
   

   Oooh I just think of the HAWT Brit and my parts get tingly...I so want to climb Mt. Him...

   March 28, 2014 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
10. Erin
    

    Well hello sweet banasy.

    March 28, 2014 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
11. Nancy
    

    Well hello sweet banasy.

    March 28, 2014 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
12. J.R.
    

    Heh heh. That'll fool em.

    March 28, 2014 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
13. banasy©
    

    Please excuse me everyone, but my pyroluria causes me to steal names. Do forgive.
    Tata.

    March 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • J.R.
      

      Heh heh I wrote tatas when everyone knows the only pecs I like are on a hot sweaty manly chest. Chris is having problems with his brother being fey.

      March 28, 2014 at 1:30 pm | Report abuse |
14. dazzle©
    

    @ banasy. Don't worry dear. I have scheduled you in for a session with me on April 22. 9:00 a.m.
    We'll get those chemical imbalances cleared up.

    March 28, 2014 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • J.R.
      

      I only jack the ones I admire tremendously.

      March 28, 2014 at 1:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • dazzle ©
      

      The trainwreck blog is still open for comments. My troll has finally figured out I work with brain chemistry but no on Pyroles. You will be lucky to find an MD that does. Don't be ashamed of this if you have it, take supplements especially Omega 6 and Niacinamide. Tell your loved ones too.

      March 28, 2014 at 6:18 pm | Report abuse |
15. J.R.
    

    Am I fooling anyone with my self-diagnosis? I have to be married to a therapist to get the help I require. Fortunately the legalized gay marriage here in DC so I can get the one I want.

    March 28, 2014 at 1:27 pm | Report abuse |