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or chrissy and Mary?
{Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.}
Because chrissy and the other one were not that good. I've had them both already, they just don't have it. No skill. It's like making it with a wall.
I can assure you that I am better. I never made it with dazzle so I don't know about her. Where do you live?
{Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.}
Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.
Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.
Maybe is I keep jacking women and pretending I sleep with them, I'll stop thinking about the HAWT doc.}
I've aged so badly...I never get out for exercise...does bringing my cigarette to my mouth count as a curl? Is pizza considered protein? I know what kind of protein I REALLY like...and I can't get it from a woman. I don't like women anyway.
{If I keep bringing up women I don't know , think it'll make people think I'd str8? Think it makes me less creepy?}
{I'll use anyone. Even my old college roommate Stuart. He's not a woman.}
I dropped my insurance. Need my money for pepperoni pizza...
Sorry I stole your name...I don't know any real women...they won't talk to be anymore...I should go back to posting under my feminine side as Bambi and Irene...ever notice I don't post stupidity under their names cuz they're ME...
I wish somebody would do something about these trolls.
I can't get my mind off of those glistening pecs....I haven't seen pecs like that on me since I was 19...think Jabba the Hut...
Oooh I just think of the HAWT Brit and my parts get tingly...I so want to climb Mt. Him...
Well hello sweet banasy.
Well hello sweet banasy.
Heh heh. That'll fool em.
Please excuse me everyone, but my pyroluria causes me to steal names. Do forgive.
Tata.
Heh heh I wrote tatas when everyone knows the only pecs I like are on a hot sweaty manly chest. Chris is having problems with his brother being fey.
@ banasy. Don't worry dear. I have scheduled you in for a session with me on April 22. 9:00 a.m.
We'll get those chemical imbalances cleared up.
I only jack the ones I admire tremendously.
The trainwreck blog is still open for comments. My troll has finally figured out I work with brain chemistry but no on Pyroles. You will be lucky to find an MD that does. Don't be ashamed of this if you have it, take supplements especially Omega 6 and Niacinamide. Tell your loved ones too.
Am I fooling anyone with my self-diagnosis? I have to be married to a therapist to get the help I require. Fortunately the legalized gay marriage here in DC so I can get the one I want.