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1. BOMBO
   

   Banasy was here

   April 1, 2014 at 12:00 am | Report abuse |
   • Snore
     

     ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. You trolls truly are lame.

     April 1, 2014 at 7:40 am | Report abuse |
2. BOMBO
   

   This is not a drill. We must regroup and have a plan B.

   April 1, 2014 at 12:02 am | Report abuse |
3. Ken Bobo, reporter
   

   The public is anxiously awaiting the return of banasy to the blogs. The celebrity should arrive any moment now.

   April 1, 2014 at 12:53 am | Report abuse |
4. Ken Bobo, reporter
   

   Wali! Wait! We see a limousine arriving. But no, that's not her.
   We will keep you posted.

   April 1, 2014 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
5. banasy©
   

   Thank you, thank you...
   We as a country should stop provoking other countries and let them make the first move if they dare.

   April 1, 2014 at 2:51 am | Report abuse |
6. Horace Logan
   

   Banasy has left the building.

   April 1, 2014 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
7. Los Angeles Times
   

   There are riots in Los Angeles, California with people demanding free pepperoni pizza for life.

   April 1, 2014 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
8. banasy©
   

   I just won this pepperoni pizza lottery. I won dominos pepperoni pizza for life.

   April 1, 2014 at 4:18 pm | Report abuse |
9. banasy©
   

   I hate you foxnews. Your a bunch of Democratic haters!

   April 1, 2014 at 4:30 pm | Report abuse |
10. Jeff Roem
    

    April Fools! Did I fool anyone? Do I ever fool anyone with my incessantly moronic jackings? Does anyone think these people stay up all night to post? Can I say I am as obsessed with BOMBO and banasy as I am with the HAWT doc?

    April 1, 2014 at 5:34 pm | Report abuse |
11. Jeff Roem
    

    Does anyone think I'm feminine? I am. That's why I keep pretending to be Chrissy and banasy. It's also why I eat so much pizza, so my moobs grow even bigger.

    April 1, 2014 at 5:35 pm | Report abuse |
12. Jeff Roem
    

    Of course my flabby stomach is growing too, so it's all relative. Now, to get rid of my foot fungi.

    April 1, 2014 at 5:37 pm | Report abuse |
13. Jeff Roem
    

    Now if I can get rid of my alopecia. My eyebrow is looking pretty ratty and I'm tired of penciling it in.

    April 1, 2014 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
14. J.R.
    

    Good Lord. Seems the trolls have banasy aiming at the wrong person.
    Wasn't me dear.

    April 2, 2014 at 1:26 am | Report abuse |
15. Calibeast
    

    Fox News I'll give you this. You have better writers than cnn. But that don't mean your more truthful.

    April 2, 2014 at 1:40 am | Report abuse |