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April Fools! Did I fool anyone? Do I ever fool anyone with my incessantly moronic jackings? Does anyone think these people stay up all night to post? Can I say I am as obsessed with BOMBO and banasy as I am with the HAWT doc?
Does anyone think I'm feminine? I am. That's why I keep pretending to be Chrissy and banasy. It's also why I eat so much pizza, so my moobs grow even bigger.
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Banasy was here
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. You trolls truly are lame.
This is not a drill. We must regroup and have a plan B.
The public is anxiously awaiting the return of banasy to the blogs. The celebrity should arrive any moment now.
Wali! Wait! We see a limousine arriving. But no, that's not her.
We will keep you posted.
Thank you, thank you...
We as a country should stop provoking other countries and let them make the first move if they dare.
Banasy has left the building.
There are riots in Los Angeles, California with people demanding free pepperoni pizza for life.
I just won this pepperoni pizza lottery. I won dominos pepperoni pizza for life.
I hate you foxnews. Your a bunch of Democratic haters!
April Fools! Did I fool anyone? Do I ever fool anyone with my incessantly moronic jackings? Does anyone think these people stay up all night to post? Can I say I am as obsessed with BOMBO and banasy as I am with the HAWT doc?
Does anyone think I'm feminine? I am. That's why I keep pretending to be Chrissy and banasy. It's also why I eat so much pizza, so my moobs grow even bigger.
Of course my flabby stomach is growing too, so it's all relative. Now, to get rid of my foot fungi.
Now if I can get rid of my alopecia. My eyebrow is looking pretty ratty and I'm tired of penciling it in.
Good Lord. Seems the trolls have banasy aiming at the wrong person.
Wasn't me dear.
Fox News I'll give you this. You have better writers than cnn. But that don't mean your more truthful.