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Russian women are extremely beautiful. But after they reach 45, like anyone else, it's downhill from there.
Sorry but banasy ain't no spring chicken.
I can't stay 24 and beautiful forever,
father time gets us all.
Guess the plane's box is out of battery life by now.
I ask my women to dye their hair blonde and get a b00b job. Needless to say, I'm alone.
I can stay 24 forever because French-Israelies have great imaginations. But gigantic noses that no amount of surgery ever seems to fix.
My second mom is banasy and she is not a Russian bride. Stop the childish antics. I am tracking the ips losers.
I feel your pain, Zandie. I look like a proboscis monkey myself.
I live pretending to be other people's children and chastise myself. So rewarding.
I've tracked the ips back to my computer! How is that possible? Oh, because it's all me. Never mind.
Jeff, you're embarrassing Dad and me. Stop your childish antics. I've tracked the ips to your device. Cut it out.
Son, you're bringing shame to the House of Roem. I can only make excuses for you for so long. Cease and desist.
I'll start with you too, old man. Nobody is exempt.
And I like pepperoni pizza. Stop me if you've heard this before. Otherwise, I'll just make up more sh.it about banasy. Who am I kidding? I'll do that anyway.
I wouldn't do that. Wait, yes I would.
I'd lie. In a heartbeat. I'm a snake. It's what I do.
Me too.