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1. Zandie
   

   Russian women are extremely beautiful. But after they reach 45, like anyone else, it's downhill from there.
   Sorry but banasy ain't no spring chicken.
   I can't stay 24 and beautiful forever,
   father time gets us all.

   April 12, 2014 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
2. Bryson Gibbs
   

   Guess the plane's box is out of battery life by now.

   April 12, 2014 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
3. Jeff Roem
   

   I ask my women to dye their hair blonde and get a b00b job. Needless to say, I'm alone.

   April 12, 2014 at 5:47 pm | Report abuse |
4. Zandie
   

   I can stay 24 forever because French-Israelies have great imaginations. But gigantic noses that no amount of surgery ever seems to fix.

   April 12, 2014 at 5:49 pm | Report abuse |
5. Victoria
   

   My second mom is banasy and she is not a Russian bride. Stop the childish antics. I am tracking the ips losers.

   April 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm | Report abuse |
6. Jeff Roem
   

   I feel your pain, Zandie. I look like a proboscis monkey myself.

   April 12, 2014 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
7. Jeff Roem
   

   I live pretending to be other people's children and chastise myself. So rewarding.

   April 12, 2014 at 5:54 pm | Report abuse |
8. Jeff Roem
   

   I've tracked the ips back to my computer! How is that possible? Oh, because it's all me. Never mind.

   April 12, 2014 at 6:00 pm | Report abuse |
9. Chris
   

   Jeff, you're embarrassing Dad and me. Stop your childish antics. I've tracked the ips to your device. Cut it out.

   April 12, 2014 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |
10. DaVide
    

    Son, you're bringing shame to the House of Roem. I can only make excuses for you for so long. Cease and desist.

    April 12, 2014 at 6:04 pm | Report abuse |
11. J.R.
    

    I'll start with you too, old man. Nobody is exempt.

    April 12, 2014 at 6:05 pm | Report abuse |
12. J.R.
    

    And I like pepperoni pizza. Stop me if you've heard this before. Otherwise, I'll just make up more sh.it about banasy. Who am I kidding? I'll do that anyway.

    April 12, 2014 at 6:07 pm | Report abuse |
13. George
    

    I wouldn't do that. Wait, yes I would.

    April 12, 2014 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
14. Zandie
    

    I'd lie. In a heartbeat. I'm a snake. It's what I do.

    April 12, 2014 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
15. petrosky ron
    

    Me too.

    April 12, 2014 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |