soundoff (1,859 Responses)

1. bobcat (in a hat)©
   

   A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt."
   His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

   January 26, 2014 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |
2. chrissy
   

   Aww a last joke from @ bobcat! Thank you!

   January 26, 2014 at 6:17 pm | Report abuse |
3. chrissy
   

   Not me at 617 it is troll

   January 26, 2014 at 7:22 pm | Report abuse |
4. rupert
   

   Who wants pizza? Kenny is buying.

   January 26, 2014 at 7:42 pm | Report abuse |
5. banasy©
   

   Oh like. I'm a valley girl. I live in California. I love burritos. Like, you know.

   January 26, 2014 at 9:32 pm | Report abuse |
6. chrissy
   

   Have you ever even SEEN kenny? And im not talkin on tv either. And FYI my name never shows in BLUE!

   January 26, 2014 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse |
7. chrissy
   

   I drink tequilla and eat oreo cookies all night long.
   TEQUILLA!

   January 26, 2014 at 9:41 pm | Report abuse |
   • JR
     

     @chrissy – Muslims don't drink alcohol. They just lie about drinking alcohol to make themselves look cool... Muslims just prefer to kill innocent people rather than consuming alcohol.

     January 27, 2014 at 12:38 pm | Report abuse |
8. chrissy
   

   And @ banasy like, that was like awesome!

   January 26, 2014 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse |
9. chrissy
   

   I am the real chrissy. Don't try to adjust your antenna. It really is me.
   Just ate a case of Oreo cookies and a pint of Tequila. I'm out. Any posts after this one, are not mine.
   Adios .

   January 26, 2014 at 9:45 pm | Report abuse |
10. chrissy
    

    But....like, i have doubts its xou. You dont strike me as the airhead type. lol

    January 26, 2014 at 9:45 pm | Report abuse |
11. banasy©
    

    @ chrissy. Oh like, cool you know. Going surfing with my boyfriend tomorrow in Santa Barbara. Then gonna catch the sundown.

    January 26, 2014 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
12. chrissy
    

    Troll on J A C K A S S!

    January 26, 2014 at 10:13 pm | Report abuse |
13. chrissy
    

    And JR, take your own advice and F–k O-f!

    January 26, 2014 at 10:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • JR
      

      @chrissy – Take your Allah, take you Mohammed, take your Qran - and just go away you Muslim troll with multiple ids who makes up the entire boring blog. It was so pathetic that CNN had to drop it altogether. You are a hopeless Islamist.

      January 27, 2014 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • JR
      

      Of course everyone knows what a lying scumbag I am, so take anything I say with a shakerful of salt.

      January 27, 2014 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • JR
      

      And I will fuck off. I fly solo all of the time.

      January 27, 2014 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
14. TvNyC
    

    I'm tired.

    January 27, 2014 at 7:40 am | Report abuse |
15. petoskey ron
    

    Good, cause everyone who comes here is also tired- of you.

    January 27, 2014 at 8:12 am | Report abuse |