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1. J. R.
   

   Idiot.

   April 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
   • Trolls
     

     eat ice cream? Go figure.

     April 23, 2014 at 8:02 am | Report abuse |
2. rupert
   

   Hi. Here is a list of things about me.
   1. I eat kayle and kiwi religiously
   2. I use crest teeth whitening strips.
   3. I like women with long hair
   4. I do not like to eat processed foods
   5. I sleep in a G. Str ing.
   6. I always sleep with socks on
   7 I put fresh garlic on almost all my food
   8. I like betty crocker popcorn

   April 22, 2014 at 9:02 pm | Report abuse |
3. rupert
   

   9. I like reruns of old sidcoms like FRIENDS
   10. I read and watch news everyday
   11. I dont like to eat turkey
   12. Mich ael Jack son is still my favorite entertainer
   13. I like ranch dressing
   14. I like animals more than people sometimes
   15. My girlfriend always beats me at cards

   April 22, 2014 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
4. rupert
   

   16. I used to have high bp. But now it went normal. Kiwi, ban an as, and garlic fuxed that. No meds
   17. I lost a wisdom tooth this year. It was loose and just feel out.
   18. I had a duck for 21 years. She died in her sleep.
   19. I like to watch lawyer shows
   20. I dont have any ta toos

   April 22, 2014 at 9:11 pm | Report abuse |
5. BOMBO
   

   I saw a bee. It scared me.

   April 23, 2014 at 4:20 am | Report abuse |
6. banasy@
   

   Really bombo? What kind of bee was it and where did you see it?

   April 23, 2014 at 4:21 am | Report abuse |
7. BOMBO
   

   It was big, and it was a wa sp.
   I saw it in a parallel universe.

   April 23, 2014 at 4:23 am | Report abuse |
8. saywhat
   

   I've heard of that. Parallel universes have duplicates of us.

   April 23, 2014 at 4:24 am | Report abuse |
9. TvNyc
   

   Sounds like bull to me.

   April 23, 2014 at 4:25 am | Report abuse |
10. saywhat
    

    @TvNyc. Maybe, maybe not. It could be true. Who knows, with so many universes there could be another 100,000 TvNyc's right now doing something different.

    April 23, 2014 at 4:29 am | Report abuse |
11. +AZ+
    

    @ bombo. I'm scared of bees too.

    April 23, 2014 at 4:30 am | Report abuse |
12. chrissy
    

    I like vanilla ice cream.

    April 23, 2014 at 4:31 am | Report abuse |
13. BOMBO
    

    I like strawberry ice cream. I add fresh strawberries.

    April 23, 2014 at 4:32 am | Report abuse |
14. fernace
    

    Me too. Strawberry is my favorite flavor.

    April 23, 2014 at 4:34 am | Report abuse |
15. dazzle@
    

    I like lime sherbet. Sooooo good.

    April 23, 2014 at 4:35 am | Report abuse |