The āTwo and a Half Menā creator has not hesitated to provoke troubled actor Charlie Sheen. According to Zap2it Columnist Rick Porter, Lorre recently used vanity cards displayed at the end of the CBS program to comment on the actorās behavior. After the February 14 program aired, Lorreās closing remarks read: āI exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. ā¦ I donāt do drugs. I donāt have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, Iām gonna be really pissed.ā Sheen is not Lorreās first headache. Heās worked with Roseanne Barr, Cybill Shepherd, and in the mid-90s he created āGrace Under Fire,ā starring Brett Butler, who had substance abuse issues.